One more day: 30 day oneshots

Ha, old people in McDonald's

Ship: Sapnotfound 

Prompt: sapnap is meeting with his best friend, dream, in McDonald's. Why tf is there some old British guy there?

Notes: this is a crack fic I swear.

Sippy cup put his scooter on a bike lock, hoping it wouldn't get stolen. Then he entered his newfound heaven, McDonald's. I'm not saying he's never had a Maccys but this one was special. This one had dream, his best friend, his tea kettle, his beloved (or so he thought). No they were not in love fuck you, this is a snf fic, they were just overly homosexual and everyone thought they were fucking without socks on. But no, they wore socks when they fucked.

I'm going to stop talking about sex and talk about what happened that night. He went I to maccy'd's and looked for his bestie. After realising he had bad eyesight and couldn't see dream, he heard a slight laugh from infront of him. "I'm legit right in front of you." Dream laughed. Sapnap gasped "bestie dream!"

After they exchanged hugs dream took sapnap to his table, what he saw shocked him. Dream had already gotten chicken nuggets? Without him?! Also why is there some old man there.

"Who the fuck are you?"

"I'm a whore" the hot fucking British accent smiled. 

"Your old." 

"I'm 25? How is that old?" 

Sapnap just shrugged "you just are." Then he realised that dream had fucked off somewhere, leaving him and the old guy alone. "So how did you get to America? You sound British?"

"I swam. I'm a whore."

"How does being a whore help with swimming?"

"It doesn't. I only found that out when I was over the Atlantic Ocean. I was supposed to go to Australia but went the wrong way." George explained, before standing up, "wanna fuck?" 

Sapnap, being the horny bastard he is, agreed. They left the table and fucked, dream was never seen again. But more importantly,...

No one ate the chicken nuggies D: