(*Anubis sneaks into the hotel room wearing a clean diaper while clutching his talking Tinky Winky classic Teletubbies plush toy to find the nine Kiss guys fast asleep*)
Anubis: *climbs onto the bed where the Ankh Warrior is sleeping, accidentally pressing the button on Tinky Winky's tummy that makes him talk*
Tinky Winky Toy: "Tubby Toast! Tubby Toast"!
All nine of the KISS guys: AAAH!
Vinnie: Anubis, what are you doing up so early?
Eric Singer: Yeah, and it's only...
Gene: *looks at the alarm clock in shock* 5...😨
Vinnie: Five in the morning...
Anubis: *jumps over on top of Ace and accidentally steps on his crotch*
Ace: ACK!
Peter: *gets scared by Ace's screaming* JESUS!
Anubis: Daddy...*looks at Vinnie and then tries to eat his hair*
Paul: *squints as his eyes are not used to the light* Hmm...What?
Vinnie: Did she tell you to wake us up?
Anubis: *nods his head*
Tommy: I don't think we're supposed to be at the airport until 10:00 am...
Anubis: *hears me coming*
Me: *walks into the hotel room all dressed up and ready to go* Good mornin'! Are you knuckleheads getting a head start?
Eric Carr: *yawns and stretches his arms* Not really...*falls asleep again* 😴
Vinnie: Babe, can't you take him for a while? Me and the guys are—
Anubis: *climbs over on top of Vinnie, and falls down on his chest*
Vinnie: Oof!
Me: *giggles* Aww! Come on Anubis, let's give your father and these knuckleheads some alone-time so they can have their beauty sleep.
Anubis: *blows a kiss on Vinnie's cheek, and then climbs back down off of him, and then runs towards me*
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Truth Or Dare With Kiss (33)
HumorThe THIRTY-THIRD book to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
