Mostly Loona Oneshots

loona on pro clubs

A/n: literally just random loona as the sidemen quotes,, haven't got the will to write something proper lmao sorry

they're playing pro clubs on fifa :)

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jinsol: *spends the whole game cussing everyone out for the smallest mistakes*

also jinsol after they won: well played. ay, i love you guys. you know i love you all

chaewon: no, fuck off

jinsol: nah i love you all

sooyoung: nah, fuck you

chaewon: you got six enemies now bro, it's a wrap for you, you're done

jinsol: *just giggling to herself*

haseul, looking at the player ratings: nah, she's got an eight, she's fine

hyunjin, disappointed: one goal, one assist and she's got an eight

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*they're really struggling to score*

chaewon: d'you know what, this is bad

haseul: third game?

(their usual sessions only last two games)

*there's a bit of a silence, other team almost scores*

yeojin, royally pissed off: YOU BOYS HAVE NO LIFE! YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING! YOU SIT IN YOUR BEDROOMS ALL DAY, GETTING OLD- Y-YOUR LIFE'S WITHERING AWAY!

still yeojin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR L- GO DO SOMETHING!

yeojin implosion carries on: WHY? WHY? *stutters* YOU CAN'T JUST STARE AT A SCREEN UNTIL YOU'RE 60!

she's still going: LIVE! EXPERIENCE THE LIFE- VISIT A COUNTRY, DO SOMETHING!

haseul, because of covid: they can't-

yeojin: DO ANYTHING BRO, GO ON A HIKE

*jungeun has the ball on the wing, still laughing*

yeojin (very high pitched): CROSS IT

jinsol, almost crying of laughter: 'go on a hike'

haseul: man said go on a hike

*they're all laughing but yeojin*

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*they have possession*

chaewon: let's go- line line line line line line-

*hyunjin gets tackled*

chaewon, disappointed: UGH

jungeun: *allows herself a laugh*

hyunjin: *also laughs, unknowing of incoming anger*

*haseul throws the ball to jungeun, who passes to the middle*

chaewon, now yelling: LINE ME! FUCK'S SAKE!

jungeun: *laughs*

yeojin: *insert inappropriate drug joke*

*chaewon's laughing the loudest... is there something we should know?*

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*yeojin's playing as any, controlling the back 4*

*opposite team are on the attack, along the wing*

yeojin: this might- this might be my time to shine, alright cool

haseul: don't slide

hyunjin: you got it, you got it. stand him-

yeojin: *slides*