CHAPTER FIVE

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Everyone was in there own spot obviously not in the same spot before but everyone was just doing their own thing until the janitor Carl came in.

"Brian, how you doing?" Carl says "your dad works here?" john says glancing at Brian but didn't get a response "uh Carl?" John continued "what?" Carl says "can I ask you a question?" John asked "sure." Carl says "how does one become a janitor?" John questioned

Carl made an amusing face. "You want to be a janitor?" carl says "no I just want to know how one becomes a janitor because andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts."you guys think I'm some untouchable peasant right? peon? maybe so but following a broom around after you shitheads like you for the past eight years i've learned a couple of things" he started as we listened

"I look through your lockers." Carl says as the students eyes went wide "I listen to your conversations you don't know that but I do .. I am the eyes and ear of this institution my friends" Carl says then checks his watch "by the way that clock is twenty minutes fast."

Everyone groaned as Mia shook her head and grinned

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It was pretty quiet until John started whistling making others do the same until it became a big whistling bands but suddenly Vernon came making John whistle Beethoven's 5th.

Vernon walked over in front of us with a unimpressed look on his face. "All right girls that's thirty minutes for lunch" Vernon announced "here?" Andrew says concerned "here" Vernon repeated "well I think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for us to lunch in sir" andrew commented "well I don't care what you think andrew" Vernon snapped

"uh dick? ... excuse me, rich?" John says getting Vernon's attention "wil milk be available to us?" John asked "we're extremely thirsty sir" andrew announced "I have a very low tolerance for dehydration" claire added "I've seen her dehydrate sir" andrew started "it's pretty gross" Mia finished. Then John decided to get up pulling Mia with him "relax we'll get it" John says "ah ah ah grab some wood there bub what do you think I was born yesterday? you think I'm going to have you two roaming the halls" Vernon said making John and Mia sit down "you" Vernon pointed at andrew then andrew pointed to Claire hoping he will pick her next "and you" Vernon pointed to Allison "And you! Hey! What's her
name? Wake her. Wake her up! Come
on, on your feet, missy! Let's go! This is
no rest home!" Vernon yelled

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Meanwhile claire and Mia were
leaning against the statue, Brian sat on the railing in an
awkward position, and John sat on a
table a little below him.

"you want to see a picture of a
guy with elephantiasis of the nuts girls?"
Bender asked, "It's pretty tasty."

"No thank you" claire says smugly "I'm good" mia mumbled "how do you think he rides a bike" John asked causing Claire to roll her eyes and turn away in disgust "oh claire? would you consider dating a guy like this?" John says "can't you just leave me alone?" Claire pleaded but John just continued "I mean if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car? although, you'd probably have ride in the backseat cause his nuts would ride shotgun" John says smirking at Mia who was grinning

"You know what I wish I was doing?" claire says softly "oh watch what you say brian here's a cherry" John says which made Brian's eyes widen quickly "a cherry?" Brian arched his eyebrows "I wish I was on plane to France" claire says "me too" mia says making Claire smile at her "oh!" John says making the two girls turn their attention to him "you and Claire did it?" John announced "what are you talking about?" Claire says "uh nothing let's just drop it" brian says "No." Claire says I'm a angry tone"Drop What? What are you talking about?"

"Well, Brian trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse" John says as Claire's expression changed into one of disgust, "Little pig" claire says "No, I'm not!" Brian cried "John said I was a cherry and I said I wasn't! That's it!
That's all I said!"

"Then what were you motioning to
Claire for?" John asked innocently " you know I don't appreciate this very much brian" claire scolded "he is lying" brian announced "so you were motioning to Mia?" John says as his eyebrow raised "you know his lying right?" Brian says ignoring his question "were you or were you not motioning to Claire?" John asked once again as Mia begin to feel bad for him having Brian on the spotlight like that.

Then Brian had put his head down in defeat "yeah but it was only... was only because I didn't want her to know I was a virgin okay .. excuse me for being a virgin I'm sorry" brian says getting defensive at the end "why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?" Claire chuckled "because it's my personal business it's my personal business" brian says "well brian it doesn't sound like your doing any business" John says

"I think it's okay for a guy to be a virgin" everyone's head shot to the girl said that "you do?" John says "I do" Mia says "me too" claire agrees "really?" Brian says then claire and Mia's heads nodded

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