"I can't believe you two!" Yelled Amity angrily "from one catastrophe to another! How could you do this?!"
"Ooh, family drama!" Said the cheerful Odwin excitedly
"Maybe we should stop them" said a nervous Odwin, fiddling with his fingers as he tried to walk forward before a hand stopped him
"No no, I wanna see what happens next" said an ill tempered Odwin as he narrowed his eyes
"It was an accident!" Said Edric defensively
"Like how you nearly killed us A FEW HOURS AGO?!"
"We didn't mean for this to happen!" Said Emira defensively
"Of course you didn't" said The dark figure calmly as he drank a cup of milk, gaining the attention of everyone "I did"
"What?!" Amity snapped at the short dark figure
The nervous Odwin gasped before going to normal and asking "uhh, who are you again?...Wait, who am I?....Where am I? What am I?!" The Odwin quickly began to panic
"What about 'how am I'?" said the dark figure happily
"How am I?!" Said the nervous Odwin in a panic
"When are you gonna stop talking?!" Snapped the angry Odwin
"When am I?!" Said the nervous Odwin in a panic
"I'll do you one better! Why am I?" Said the cheerful Odwin with a mischievous smile
"Why am I?!" Said the nervous Odwin before the angry Odwin slapped him "ow"
"This is getting too philosophical. Shut up" deadpanned the angry Odwin making the nervous Odwin droop dejectedly with a whine "back to the matter at hand"
"Yeah, you heard him. He did this, not us" said Edric pointing at the dark figure "it's not our fault"
"Yeah, I split mind into three parts and threw them out so his mind wouldn't be wiped by the liquid those two shoved down his throat while he was sleeping" said the dark figure as he pointed at Ed and Em "so no, it's still your fault. Right Min?"
Minerva, who was very confused by everything that was going on, chirped in agreement
"Wait, we didn't try to erase his mind" said Emira defensively as she pulled out a potion "we gave him this potion that's supposed to get rid of the specific memories we want gone"
The nervous Odwin stared at it and spoke "uhh, can I look at that for a second?" Emira shrugged and gave him the potion. The three Odwins inspected the potion, their eyes glowing purple as they stared then suddenly, the joyful Odwin burst into laughter
"Hah hah hah hah hah! I can't believe this" said the cheerful Odwin as he fell to the ground from laughter
"I have been in this world for only a few minutes and either the average intelligence is extremley low here" said the angry Odwin in disbelief before yelling "or you two are the dumbest idiot this world has to offer!"
"Hey!" Said Edric taking offense from the Odwin's words
"C'mon, it's an easy to make mistake" said the nervous Odwin with a nervous smile
"What are you talking about?" Asked Emira, raising a brow
"Hah hahaha, the potion wasn't made to erase someone else's memories" said the cheerful Odwin as recovered from laughter "you're supposed to use it on yourself not other people, dummies!"
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To be a Blight (OLD)
FanfictionThis is the story of a seven year old human orphan who died, then woke up as a baby, a baby that held the name of one of-if not the wealthiest family on the boiling isles. how will he fare in this new world, and more importantly, does he have what i...
