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(Also possibly slight spoilers)

Lumine has added Aether,Keaya,Chongyun and 44 others

Lumine: hello :)

Aether: Literally where tf are you,my ass is getting beat :/

Lumine: That's bc you're shit

Yanfei: What is this

Xiangling: Hello traveler(s) and others :)

Kazuha: Im literally on the run wtf :/

Lumine: Cool,anyways let's change everyone's names

Lumine changed 48 people's names

Geo daddy: Hello everyone,what is this?

Shit twin 🥰: STOP NO LUMINE
WHY'S THIS MY NAME

The better(and hotter) twin: BC ITS TRUE FUCKER

Pussy ice boy: Im assuming that's Aether and Lumine?

The better(and hotter) twin changed 2 people's names

Gay fatui ginger: Lumine I have a bone to pick with you :/

Lumine: Keep your penis away from me,I like women 🥰

Aether: Woah your gay 😨

Lumine: DONT BW HOMOPHOBIC

Drunk 24/7: #cancelaether2022

ICE ICE BABAY: The slander bc that ain't my name 💔

Drunk 24/7: Stfu hoe you told someone you were a spy when their dad died :/

ICE ICE BABAY: SIR? WTF DONT SAY THAT 😭

Wine: who the fuck said that,i will kill you

Aether: NO WHY'D YOU BRONG THAT UP

Pretty lawyer: Cannot tell if that's from Mondstadt or Inazuma but I'm avoiding both places now,fuck my job

My co-worker has a sugar daddy: OMG HI YANFEI ITS BEEN A WHILE

Pretty Lawyer: Hi? I cant tell who you are

Lumine has changed 1 persons name

Gay fatui ginger: WAIT WHO HAS A SUGAR DADDY?

Aether: You're literally the only rich person :/

Geo daddy: Hu Tao has just informed me that she's "my co-worker has a sugar daddy" but I'm confused on what that is?

My co-worker has a sugar daddy: I'm literally gonna fire you Zhongli :/ didn't gotta rat on me

Lumine has changed 2 people's names

Yanfei: Oh,hello Hu Tau :)
Also I'm stuck on 'Pussy ice boy'

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