Ei and Zhongli slander

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Lumine: Listen,women are hot

Hu Tao: CAN CONFIRM

Lumine: Thanks bitch,however Ei (derogatory)

Aether: YES,BUT ALOS ZHONGLI(derogatory)

Venti: Am I next

Albedo: no,we actually like you

Ei: you like the drunk archon but not us?

Gorou: Yeah? Pretty sure he's the only one that gave a fuck

Venti: I took care of the dragon,you stole ppls visions and Zhongli literally SAW AND HEARD the dragon bitch BOTH actually

Zhongli: in full honestly, yes I knew and in fact saw it all happen

Yanfei: Alr everyone who agrees I should become the archon :/

Xiao: yo wtf?

Yanfei: nvm Xiao can have it

Venti: I AGREE!! MEMEMEME

Ningguang: I agree, he seems like a good fit

Zhongli: This is not possible

Venti: Stfu before I send a tornado your way

Ganyu: damn Liyue = UK

Lumine: NDHJD STOP

Ei: So there's a new GEO archon?

Xiao: ph yeah shit it has to be geo

Kazuha: let's make it Gorou,he could finally leave the war

Gorou: Do I get a normal sleep schedule as an archon?

Venti: literally sleep for like 2000+ years and it would be good

Gorou: sign me up :)

Kaeya: what abt the new electro?

Bennett: I vote Razor honestly

Razor: :)

Venti: Let's fucking do it

Barbara: That sounds great !
Someone come get me the Oceanid is tryna kill me

Jean: BAR WTF?

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