Kaveh and others

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Pookies can you just give me a genshin character and a question
I wanna do like a "kiara questions everyone"
K thanks

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Kazuha: hey hotties and uglies

Cyno: now sir who are the uglies
Bc if it's me we finna scarp
/hj

Tighnari: they always say British Cyno can't hurt you until they meet British Cyno
Collei was traumatised
I want to divorce him sometimes

Candance: no one else wants you or his fugly ass 😒
Kaveh might give you a smooch actually

Kaveh: literally shut up
I'm not a Yanfei Kinnie guys please
I'm not a whore

Aether: literally speak for yourself
Wait
You are
Uh

Lumine: fucking idiot
Kaveh if I want a smooch will you give me one
🤭🤭

Kaveh: uh 5/10 shots
I'm gay but ur like
Low-key hot

Lumine: oh 🤭

Aether: OH MEMEME
HOW MANY SHOTS FOR ME
KAVEH PLEASE
LET ME TAP THAT ASS

Kaveh: 7/10
Simply bc of what you said but if you didn't say that then 4/10

Lumine: fucking loser

Alhaitham: now what's going on here??

Kaveh: OMG 0/10
HI DADDY 😻😻😻😻
HOW ARE YOU
IVE MISSED YOU
PLS GIVE ME A KISS OR I'LL BECOME A FATUI MEMBER

Scara: I don't recommend it
But
Pop off ig ???

Childe: literally who is you

Nahdia: shut up you ugly ass ginger omfg no one likes you man why do you even exist???
I hope ur ass gets killed in Fontaine
I am PRAYING for your downfall

Alhaitham: oh that was cool
Anyway
@Kaveh what did you say to me??

Tighnari:  he called you daddy.
Not sure what else you want us to say dude

Faruzan: dam anyway where's Layla???

Layla: ph,thos shit fuckeb

Faruzan: there she is <333
Layla go sleep it's like 1am
Actually eat first then sleep

Layla: :(((

Faruzan: be there in five <33

Layla: :DDD

Dori: dude so glad im like
NOT actually a child
Neithers sayu right

Sayu: 17 year old here ☝️☝️
Lazy asf
Gonna go nap now again thanks Dor

Dori: course you bloody Racoon
Anyway
Imagine being in a beauty pageant

Nilou: NO WAY
I HAD TO DO THOSE
my ass was traumatised

Scara: NO WAY WHAT
girl I'll get Childe to pay the cost

Childe: no.

Cyno: pay the rent or I swear to Kusanali

Nahdia: :DD

Kaveh: listen to me
Haitiam is daddy
That's it

Nahdia: oh.

Scara has changed their name to Wanderer

Wanderer: is my man wrong tho

Lumine: dude had to change his name bc we're late to his transition
Oh
Well
His second transition

Wanderer: stfu you ugly ass bitch

Kaveh: GIGGLING
thanks for validating me homeboy ☺️☺️
I'll get you like some food or smth idk what puppets like

Wanderer: thanks handsome xx

Layla: literally what...
Is EVERYONE here a whore???
Like damn keep ur dick in ur pants
Or keep ur pussy dry
My ass don't discriminate 😻

Faruzan: oh
I mean
She's being inclusive ig

Dehya: what the fuck is going on
Is Kaveh drunk again???

Dori: tbh I think he is
Actually I swear I see him drinking on a bench
Can someone get him

Wanderer: @alhaitham go get ur bf or whatever he is to ur gay ass
Cant lose like the guy that lets me drink

Nahdia: what.
Wanderer are you drinking⁉️⁉️

Tighnari: I JUST WATCHED CYNO BODYSLAM KAVEH OMFG
GUYS
his ass going to jail

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