Beidou blowing up ships

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Aether: okay but like,did Beidou say she blew up a ship?

Beidou: why're you bringing that up now

Lumine: bc like why

Kazuha: damn :/ was she wasted

Venti: she's a venti Kinnie

Scaramouche: YO STOP 😭

Gorou: reasons why I'm scared of ships:
Beidou

Zhongli: what's an NFT

Childe: that's for another day bro

Albedo: 'bro' almost like Zhonglis kids didn't see him suck his dick 😭

Xiao: no

Ganyu: WHYD YOU BRING THAG UP?

Hu Tao: trauma relived 💔

Lumine: GUYS NOT NOW
now Beidou why

Beidou: 🤪

Kokomi: Kazuha become the captain pls

Kazuha: i would love that

Aether: ya'll get so distracted omfg stay on topic

Xingqiu: where's the fun for that

Chongyun: your mum

Xingqiu: Yun she's dead :/

Xiangling: @chongyun JAIL SIR PLS

Gorou: STAY ON TOPIC 😭

Lumine: yell at me daddy

Gorou: fucking dead

Ei: NO IM CRYING YOU CANT SAY THAT

Lumine: let me speak my truth

Aether: her phones gone now anyway
Beidou 👉👈

Beidou: you do know it could've just been bc some guys tried to rob me

Ningguang: lame ass

Keqing: MA'AM??

Beidou: I lied
It was for fun and bc I thought I should traumatise ppl

Signora: same

Ei: whore

Zhongli: what are NFTS? :(

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