Lumine: why is Yanfei such a whore /pos
Yanfei: oh
That did something too me 😻😻
Aether: OH HELP WOAH STOP
TMI MA'AM
T M I
Heizou: get it best friend 🤭
Rosaria: did you-
Did he just friend-zone his gf???
Keaya: he did mommy
He did
Venti: HELP WOAH MOMMY???
YOU CALL ROSARIA MOMMY??
Keaya: YOU DONT?? HAVE YOU S E E N HER??
I'd let her step on me anyday 😻😻
Barbara: please go to church xx
Lumine: ANYWAY
Yanfei
My sweetheart
My lawyer who's gonna defend me when I go to Fontaine and end up in court ☺️☺️
Aether: oh..I dknt wanna go to court
My ass ain't gonna survive prison ❌
Cyno: okay bottom L
only pussies won't survive
Yanfei: LMAO
anyway yes Lumine???
Kiara: Itto just broke all my boxes with his fat fucking ass
I'm gonna kill him
(I won't he's lovely and is apologising but still ):<
Itto: IM REALLY SORRY LITTLE CAT GIRL
I'LL REPAY YOU PROMISE KIARA
Kiara: okay Itto !!
Continue Lumine and Yanfei !
Lumine: course honeybunches
Anyway Yanfei
How DO you get so many bitches??
Either as ur bfs,platonic gfs or brothers
Nahdia: oh yes like Cyno
Didn't you meet her and go "she's mine now"??
Cyno: She's like Tighnari :))
I view them in different ways
Also Kaveh's an alcoholic!
Kaveh: I am NOT an alcoholic 😡
I like wine a normal amount thank you very much
Venti: he like me fr fr
(Xiao steal me some wine pls)
Xiao: no.
Aloy: wait Yanfei's a whore??
Childe: yeah she is Lmao
Can't believe Liyue' stop legal adviser is an absolute whore
Yelan: Talk about my little sister like that again and I will absolutely kill you and every single person you two care about.
Childe: oh the delicious slander
Aether has added Mika to the chat
Amber: :OO !!!!!
Jean: oh greetings again Mika!
Mika: Ah- Hello Acting Grand Master Jean !
Aether: I thought he would like Yanfei
They seem like they can be smart losers together
Mika you'll meet her tmr
Mika: I think I met her once in Liyue but okay!
Yanfei: I'm just that cool!
People like me,have you seen my love on tiktok??
Yaoyao: i like miss Yanfei :))
She's like a mother figure to me !!
Baizhu: girl popped her out apparently
Didn't even fuck and she's got a kid
Just like Jesus or smth
Faruzan: what's a Jesus
Kaveh: omg shut up you ugly whore
Hu Tao: Yanfei's my best friend and means the world to me :(((
That's why she let me go after I beat the shit outta Baizhu that one time in public
Chongyun: oh I remember that
Your ass was almost fucked man
Xingqiu: I STULL HAVE THAT BIDEO
I THIBK XINYAN STILL DOES TOO
YUN JIM WAS GIFFLING THROUGHOUT IT
Shenhe: I've met Yanfei a few times,usually when the adepti all want to hang out and cloud retainer brings me and Yaoyao
Zhongli: what's with that girl and having kids??
First Ganyu,then Shenhe and now yaoyao
Cna this bitch stop
Ganyu: she's a fantastic bird so shut up 😡
Pretty sure she was a human at one point
She was probably very pretty then too
Shenhe: she is very nice,Yaoyao doesn't understand how lucky she is that the adept are fond of her
Yaoyao: fond of deez nuts
Venti: OH HELO WHO TAUGHT HER THAT??
She's my kid now 😻😻
Technically was to begin with if she views Yanfei as her mum
Xiao: I remember when Ganyu forced me to go to atleast one adepti meeting
Happened to be the first one Yanfei could make it too because her job
Ganyu: didn't she get drunk and start twerking
Heizou: NO WAY
XIAO
DID YOU FALL FOR THAT???
Tbf I would too
Fei's got a nice ass 😻😻
Hu Tao: no he tried to stay away from her 😭😭
But with the contracts at Wangshu Inn she met him eventually
(Thanks to me and Ganyu being wonderful siblings and telling Verr whatever her names was too get them to 'run into each other alot')
Lumine: my girl really went thru that effort
Kiara: oh guys??
As lovely as Yanfei appreciation is
Lyney,Lynette and Ferminet are joining us soon :))
Aether: OMG WHAT/
