Lisa: Xingqiu.
Xingqiu: listen,I'm scared to Shenhe but I'm fucking PETRIFIED of Lisa
Chongyun: ???
Lisa: Xingqiu,where the fuck is the book
Jean: ah,that's why
Xingqiu: OH AH HAHHA I UM IM BRINGING IT BACK I TOTALLY REMEMBER
Xiao: ah,he just ran out of Wangshu Inn
Chongyun: you didn't tell em you got a new book ! What kind is it?
Xingqiu: OH HAHA I U UH FORGOT
Lisa: ohhh,now I understand
Xingling: NO WAIT I SAW THE BOOK, IS IT THAT ONE
Xingqiu: WHEN DID YOU SEE RI?
Xingling: you went for a piss and didn't hide it very well,Chongyuns dumb so he didn't notice lol
Chongyun: WAITBWHAT
Xingqiu: I cannot believe this
Lumine: Xingqiu don't you read THOSE kind of books?
Aether: yeah,was it one of those? And get one form Mondstadt
Lisa: He does ! He read all the ones in Liyue
Zhongli: hold on,all of them?
Ganyu: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT STOP
Ningguang: he did, he told me while drinking tea
Thoma: Inazuma has some good ones for next time :)
Xingqiu: OKAYOKAY STOPP I GET IT
Chongyun: someone tell me
Venti: how are they the same age? It's like real teens vs fictional teens
Ei: STOP HE ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH BARBATOS IM CRYING
Yae Miko: can confirm Lol
Venti: FUCK YEAHBHEHEH
Shenhe: he's reading smut,Chongyun
Albedo: the way she hates telling him inappropriate things then tells him THAT
Scaramouche: I love that
Xingqiu: SHENHE? PLEASE HE DIDNT NEED TO KNEO
Chongyun: OH! OMG XINGQIU
Lumine: plot twist Chongyun knew the whole time
Chongyun: yeah lol
Xingqiu: PALENOSVWJE
Childe: HES FUCKING DYING
Lisa: I showed Chongyun the book before you got it btw :)
Xingqiu: WHAT THE FU-
