Lumine: so like did they die?
Or are they potentially making out
Signora has joined the chat
Childe: oh shit
Signora: Childe where is he
Venti: fucking your dead mum
Keaya: drama 🥰
Childe: STOP YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET ME KILLED
Aether: signora aren't you like dead
Signora: fuck logic
Albedo: Hello,who's this?
Venti: your bfs boss
Albedo: Ph,hello you fucking bitch
Ganyu; STOP WHAT
Kazuha: ALBEDO HATES SIGNORA
Albedo: shame your still alive
Scaramouche: BEDO YOUR GONNA GET ME KILLED? HAHHSHDBSH STOP
Albedo: okay :)
Zhongli: are they dating or not
Childe: idfk the only ppl that we know are dating is Xiaoven
Venti: don't spread lies
Ei: OMG DIDNYOU BREAK UP?
Xiao: NO? VENTI? WTF
Venti: lol sorry the dead friends of me and the other anemo users stole my phone
Sucrose: how is he the archon
Ei: he lost his friend and now it's an anemo thing
Thoma: I wanna get a drink with Venti one day
Ayato: no.
Thoma: haha okay
Ayato: anyway,Albedo,Scaramouche explain?
Albedo: he sucked my dick
Scaramouche: DO NOT SPREAD LIES
Mona: can confirm he's lying (I hope) but they cuddled on the couch to sleep
Keaya: fucking gay
Lumine: say that as his nation got blown up and venti didn't kill him
Venti: dman okay exposed
Zhongli: what
Aether: that's for next time
Signora: Scaramouche get your ass back here,in the base,we have job
Scaramouche: I did my job :/
Childe: same lol
Signora: stfu you ginger twat
Childe: okay,yes ma'am.
Ayaka: Thoma Kinnie
Thoma: the one time we talk and this happens
Scaramouche: beat Childes ass,we got three gnosis 's or whatever the fuck it is and he got none,he just tried to destroy Liyue
Aether: fun
Amber: fatui seems great
Childe: yeah let's swap jobs
Amber: get away from me
Jean: if he joins I will retire
Lisa: mommy no :(
Sara: Mondstadt's a weird place
Kokomi: so is Inazuma <3
Itto: OMG HI SARA <333333
Sara: hello Arataki
Gorou: Arataki 👀
Sara: ANYWAY,Signora,how are those two?
Signora: I'm heading to Mondstadt
Albedo: who says we're there?
Signora: Are you not at dragonspine?
Albedo: mayhaps
Scaramouche: omfg I hate this
Childe; should've hung out with me instead
Scaramouche: you got us kicked out of a bar once
Aether: STORY TIMW?
Childe: NOT RN
Albedo: shame,would've loved to hear it since it's abt Scara <3
Scaramouche: sTop
Lumine: bottom
Kazuha: hilarious
Lumine: ty I try
Scaramouche: try harder sweetheart
Lumine: SWEETHEART???
Albedo: me next :)
Scaramouche: UHHHHHH
Albedo: ah so Scara's not good under pressure? Got it princess
Venti: . . . I'm not hearing shit right
Signora: That scream of gay? Yeha that was Scaramouche
Childe: HAHHAA STOP IM FEYONG
Diluc: I saw someone just jump of dragonspine
Albedo: WAIT SCARA-
