thank @_Calamum_ for these ideas but combined into one
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Aether: Hey homosexuals and thw liek two stariags
Yanfei: did you have a breakdown halfway through that
Aether: no I just shagged ur dad too hard at that moment
Yanfei: He's dead.
Xingqiu: NAH THWT MADE ME LAUGH SO LOUD IN A RESTAURANT
Heizou: Heard you from here home boy
Aether: aNYWAY
@shenhe when you try and take a family photo it's called a selfie
Shenhe: What
Chongyun: SLANDER DAY FOR SHENHE??
Lumine: why the hot women
Aether: I cant have like 2 sentences
Paimon: BC U SUCK DIXK
Aether: I will beat ur ass anyway
Kazuha: sorry was shagging Gorous mum what's going on
Gorou: SIR??!?!!£;-
Aether: oh Kazuha!
Kazuha: yes hi original aether
Aether: Your old friend is is pretty
Scara: nah don't do this to him
Kazuha: SHUT UP YOU JEALOUS BITCH
really? 🤭
Lumine: divorce arc
Aether: Yeah! Pretty dead.
Kazuha: ...
I'm killing your entire fucking family,I'm killing Lumine in a slow and painful death
Beidou: idk who he is
Aether: @scaramouche @xiao how are you feelings bout being the shortest males with visions??
Noelle: you forgot Albedo!
Aether: I talking about humans,Noelle, not robots
Albedo: YOU FANT DO THAT?? SCARAS A FUCKING PUPPET
Scara: shag pretty good tho
Heizou: can confirm
Ningguang: I hate these people
Beidou: okay cant see kids bc her tits are so big
Ningguang: don't you literally sh-
Ei: SHUT UP
Aether: I'm like pretty sure that nearly EVERY women on tevyat uses something to make her boobs bigger
Mona: what made you come up with something that cruel you bitch
Aether: cause I haven't touched every chest yet🤭
Lumine: AETWHR WHAT THE FUCK
Childe: nah wait hold ur own tits ladies,you've touched someone's boobs before?
Aether: what happened in Inazuma stays in Inazuma ginger cunt
Xiao: Aether you spelled teyvat wrong
Yae: must agree that boobs are an amazing topic
Venti: but how about balls traveller??
Yanfei: I'm leaving this group chat rn
YOU ARE READING
! ~ Genshin Chatfic ~ !
Hayran KurguProbably gonna be really gay + a lot of swearing
