CANDNETTE

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LYNETTE X CANDENCE YEAHHHH

Lyney: EHY do my siblings get bitches but I dont what the fuck
Been rizzing up so many bitche and no one will accept me

Freminet: it's bc ur gay
And cant spell

Lyney: shut ur bitchass up ur gay too
literally got fucked by a bottom
Imagine being a double bottom that's actually crazy

Knave: shut the fuck up and clean your room

Lyney: fucking favouritism
but fine 💔💔💔💔💔
Only if I get to choose the Christmas dinner

Knave: okay loser

Lynette: ????
His dumbass knows I'm single asf right
I mean there's so many hot women
But I'm single

Navia: nah babe come over we'll make out
fuck chlorine
What's her name again actually
Kazuha find that out and stop giving me weed

Kazuha: okay Blondie bitch

Lynette: no I like sumeru girls
Candence 😋😋😋😋😋
I'd drink her sweat

Tighnari: AYOOOO
I THOIGHT YOU ASS WAS THE SHY ONE
EHY YOU SPEAKING UP SUDDNELY

Lynette: weed and shir
Idk
Wrio what did you put in my tea

Wriosthley: 🙂🙂🙄☺️😧😖🤭😖💪🙂💪🙂🙂🤭🤭😡☺️🙂💪🙂🙂💪🙂🤭ℹ️😡🙂😕❤️😕🤭🙂🤭

Lynette: okay thanks

Lumine: shit spreads so fast in Fontaine damn
Faster than Aether and his STD's

Aether: WHATWHWTAHATGA
I DINT HAVEVv STDS
WHAT THE FUCK
IM CLEAN

Childe: don't do him like that grilie

Scara: omg our punching bag is back
One you probably have every type of disease just look at your ugly mug
Two GRILIE FUCKKK

Freminet: who saw the trolls twotter take over that shit was crazy
Fever dream shit fr
Mika watched me giggle at the tweets

Mika: my ass just wanted to sleep and cuddle
And see a magic show
Next thing you know velvet and tiny diamond are fighting

Candence: lyney and Lynette frfr

Lynette: OMGOGMGOKFOFKRHSJ
SHE MNOES ME
IMGOMG
MOMMY KNEOS ME
AGA

Lyney: control yourself whore
Fucking lyney Kinnie /neg

Lynette: as if it could be anything else
AHEHM
hello miss Candence! I was wondering if you were free at some point and wanted to come to Fontaine for some desserts and tea :)
My treat of course !!!

Cyno: SAY YES
We'll come with you
Collei can fuck off while I make out with her dad

Collei: kys
Go back to ur uno game old man

Kaveh: Alhaitham got excited bc j shrieked what a dick
Gonna play a fun prank where j lock him out the house
I know he's actually fucked bc I ate his keys and hid mine

Alhaitham: did you actually eat my keys???

Candence: stfu ong you guys are so ANNOYING
drown ya'll in the sand next time

Tighnari: I ain't do shit

Candence: fair anwyay!!
Lynette I would be more than happy to come for dessert and tea at some point :D
I don't think a pretty doll like you should pay so I can handle it 🫶

Lynette: OFKJDNTJDJDNS
OMGOGMOGKGIGM
SEHEJE
FUCK ME
PLEASE
NSRS
HOLD MY HAND AND KISS ME ANS STUFF BUT ALSO I EOULDBT MIND HAHAHHSHDJSVS

Mika: actual lyney Kinnie
Negative

Lyney: a guy can't have shit.

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