Lumines high??

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Lumine: omg
Do we have like
Birth control in this world

Bennett: HELPPP???

Aether: wish I was still drowning what the fuxk
Are you with like high
With Kazuha

Kazuha: 😐
I mean yeah but cmon

Kaveh: okg that's actually a good question
DO WE HAVE BRITH CONTROL

Lumine: THATS WHAT IV EVEEN SAYING KIKE
What if mommy Eula fucks me and then I have babies

Eula: lets break up xx

Amber: MOMMY EULA HELP
god I love her but etf

Tighnari: I doubt ur ass if gonna get pregnant

Lumine: WHAT WHAT IF THO NARI
EHAT THEN
IM NOT READY 😥😥

Keaya: maybe bc
Get this girl
Eula can't make you pregnant bc she doesn't have a penis

Gorou: what the FUCK is happening here???
Why are you talking abt pregnancy

Lumine: I wanna be a mother now that's why
Do you not want puppies

Kokomi: kms /j

Kazuha: i genuinely think she smoked TOO much

Lyney: I knwo who can answer this don't worry baby cakes

Lyney has added Furina,Neuvillette and 1 other to the chat

Furina: fucking FINALLY
let you beat some guy up for that super cool video we recorded and uploaded

Childe: think I actually killed a man
It was crazy
He had a dumpy tbh

Yanfei: not as much as wriothesley
Have you SEEEN HIM

Wriothesley: oh

Lynette: FUCK
That made me laugh tbh
Anyway
Do you three know if we have birth control

Furina: babe I don't even know what having sex entails
Like
Why would I know

Aether: peepee go in vagina
For the straights
(Yanfei and her whores)

Nilou: this is why honkai Star Rail is better bc WHAT

Cyno: what's that giggles

Tighnari: I'm gonna shoot him
/j guys
Don't report me xx
Also yeah we have birth control here

Venti: HELO WHAT?????
BIRT CINTROL
What's that babe

Heizou: the girly drug fei takes so She don't pop out them kids
Do you think it would be anemo kmg

Lumine: I would rather shoot myslef we've got too many of you whores
Yanfei make it a dendro user
OR
u
Geo

Yanfei: I DONT GET TO DECIDE??? THE GODS DO???

Xiao: yeah dumbasses
Anyway I brought dinner

Venti: ITS MY ASSSSSSS
that's a joke.
My partners are NOT eating my ass for dinner
That's Yanfei's dessert
ALSO A JOKE

Heizou: SHUT UP WBD EAT
fei we'll wait for you

Lumine: so jealous my gfs never treat me like that that's why I wanna be pregnant bc magbe then they would treat me right

Eula: I have spoiled ur ass SO MUCH???
literally let you stay in y hosue in Mondstadt bc ur ass was homeless

Aether:
EHSTGH
I HAD TO SLEPE I. THE STREET
AND SHEERE
SLEP WITH YOY WND AMBER???

Amber: cuddled to sleep😋😋
Anyway better pick up Lumi night!!!!

Mika: it's like,,6pm???

Ferminet: shush up lovely not for the rest of us

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