Three musketeers or smth

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Lumine: did we like EVER add this bitches

Aether: gonna have to be more clear dude

Lumine: your mum

Ei: 'your mum' literally twins

Barbara: almost every sibling is like that

Jean: we aren't :(

Barbara: Dude don't lie 🧍

Sara: who did you want to add?

Lumine: you know one ;)

Sara: no.

Aether: OMG DO IR NOW

Lumine has added Yelan

Lumine has added Shinobu

Lumine has added Heizou

Yelan: Hello??

Xingqiu: HIYA AUNTIE

Yelan: Hi Xing :)

Shinobu: wtf is this 😭

Itto: KUKI <3

Sara: Hello Miss Shinobu,happy to see you again

Shinobu: Call me Kuki :) your dating my brother so 🤨

Itto: KUKI😡😡😡

Heizou: STOP YOUR DATING HIM? SARA UP YOUR STANDARDS

Sara: shut your fucking mouth

Xiao: OMG
ITS HIM
HES THE SHORTEST ANEMO BOY
SHORTER THAN ME

Lumine: pretty sure he's taller

Xiao: keep talking and I'll take your brother away again bitch

Venti: OMGOMGOKGG
(Ei introduce me 😡)

Zhongli: (Yes Ei introduce us)

Ei: (you guys can do it yourself)

Venti: (NO)

Ei: (ffs fine)
Heizou meet my non blood related brothers,Venti and Zhongli

Venti: HIII IVE SEEN YOU BERBIRE YOG LOOK GREAT HAHA WANAN UHM GET A DRINK SOMETIME?

Zhongli: Hello,excuse him please he's having a gay panic :)

Heizou: DUDE IS HE OKAY?

Venti: IM FINE AHHASNRJA

Sara: don't date an archon please Heizou

Heizou: what.

Ei: lol he's the anemo archon

Heizou: I like him more now 🥰

Venti: IMFJSJS

Shinobu: and he's dead
Great

Yelan: I'm stuck in the Chasm fucking pick me up??

Scara: OMG did you run into dain

Yelan: blonde emo?

Scara: YEAH

Yelan: I saw him,didn't TALK to him

Scara: if you do tell him he owes me £100

Ei: They bet on us archons

Scara: no I get to blow up Inazuma

Childe: what the fuck.

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