The VS. Dave and Bambi book of randomness: The epic sequel

Expunged X Reader thing :/

I randomly thought of doing an X Reader for Expunged (considering that I'm a ✨ s i m p ✨ for him), and here we are :/

And now, enjoy this mess of an X Reader :)
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You were at Expunged's house, talking to Bandu. The two of you were talking about random stuff, like your favorite things and stuff like that. While you two were talking, you started to wonder where Expunged was. Bandu just kept rambling on and on about how his weekend was.

"Hey, do you know how where Expunged is?" You ask, cutting him off. "Oh! Expunged? Hm, I'm pretty sure he's in his room, as always." Bandu replies. "Ah, okay." You say before standing up. "I'm gonna go see him." "Okay, but I must warn you, he's not one to enjoy company, so be careful." Bandu warns you. "...okay." You say. You walk upstairs and see a bedroom door next to Bandu's. On the door, it said:

Expunged's Room, Keep out!
(This means you, Bandu)

You knock on the door. No response. You started to worry a little, and with little to no caution, you open the door, and see Expunged, sitting on his bed, on his phone. He looked a little deadpan as well. You couldn't help but feel a little bad for him. "Hey, Expunged..." you say. This caught his attention. "Ah! Y-Y/N, you startled me! What are you doing here?" He asks. "Nothing, nothing, I just...decided to see if you're doing alright." You reply. "Oh. Yeah, I'm ok..." he says. "Hm. You look like you could use a hug." You say. "What? N-no I don't!" He seems a bit flustered and jumpy at this point. "Well, too bad. You're getting one anyway UvU" you pull him into a 'feel better hug'. Expunged feels a bit flustered after that.

"T-thanks for that, I guess." He stutters a bit. "Anything for the greatest person ever!" You say. "Hey, don't say that..." he says, acting sort of modest. "Hey, don't be so modest! You are indeed an amazing person. Your arrogant and psychotic nature is...a bit troubling at times, but that's fine! I like that about you, hehe!" You say. Expunged's face is completely red after receiving that wave of compliments. "N-no! Stop!" He covers his face with his hat. "But it's truuuue!" You say. "No it's not! Why are you being so nice to me?!" He asks, still covering his face. "Cause you deserve it! You also deserve this!" You give him a kiss on the cheek. Expunged was in shock. He laughed nervously, tugging on his turtleneck and fanning himself. "Is it getting hot in here...?" He says nervously.

This caused you to laugh. Suddenly, Bandu came in and saw the two of you hanging out. "Awww! Looks like big bro is getting used to you, Y/N!" He says, smiling. Both of you got startled. "Woah! Hey, Bandu!" You say. "Bandu! What the hell are you doing here?! Y/N and I are busy! Get lost!" Expunged said in an angry tone. He threw a couple of pillows at him. "I'm going, I'm going!" Bandu leaves and shuts the door.

"Of all the nerve!" Expunged says, frustrated. "Hey, you can't blame him for being nosy, calm down!" You say. Expunged exhales deeply. "You're right, sorry hon." He took a second to realize he just called you a pet name, and he covered his face with his hat in embarrassment. "Aw man!" His face was bright red. You giggled. "Expunged, it's okay! I don't mind." You say, holding his hands. He doesn't look up, but he nods. "Mm-hmm, I love you too, Y/N." You hug Expunged, and he hugs back. He feels warm, safe, and protected in your arms, glad to trust someone after so long.

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Oneshot complete! :)

Next, I'm thinking of making a Decimated Dave X Reader fanfic as well. What do you think?

Anyway, hope you enjoyed!

-eggdog129