I hate you so much, you wanna make out? (baku x kendo)

Part 3: You aren't gonna kill me, are you?

                      Bakugous POV
"Dorm 303 eh? If this isn't right I'm gonna fucking kill her." He knocked
"Who's there?"
"The coolest motherfucker in the school."
She opened the door
"I'm the coolest motherfucker in the school, you're the last."
"Yeah yeah whatever, why'd you want me to come here again?"
"To fight dumbass, now hurry up and come in, cookies are getting cold."
"Cookies? Not any like, meat or anything?"
"If you don't want em, you don't gotta eat em."
"Who said I didn't want them?"
"Just hurry up, they're triple chocolate chip, they melt easy."
"Bet, toss one over."
"Come get em, fucking lazy ass."
"Oh wow these are-"
"The best things you've ever tasted?"
"Fucking terrible."
"Really?"
"I'd rather eat dog food."
"Yeah of course you would eat dog food."
"Alright we ate, let's fight, then we can head to ihop."
"Ihop?"
"Yeah dumbass, you always do something good after a fight."
"Why?"
"Fuck you mean why? That's why people fight in the first place. You fight, and you eat good food, you fight, and you drink fine wine, you fight, and you sleep with beautiful women, hell, sometimes you fight with beautiful women, course you wouldn't understand though, you've never gotten into a fight in your life."
"Oh I'm gonna kick your fucking ass-"
"Alright let's do it then, fucking knockoff misty."

                One fight scene later

"How the fuck-"
"I said I'd win didn't I?"
"Shut the fuck up or ill slap you again."
"That reminds me, here."
"Is this- d-did you give me your number?"
"Yeah, you can reach me at anytime."
"For what?"
"Well if you ever need help with your shit cooking. Or if you need help fighting, call me, I'll fucking kill em for you."
"Hey I can handle myself alright?"
"Yeah whatever misty."
"STOP-"
"Yknow what, I'm saving you in my phone as misty."
"Fuck you, your paying for the ihop."
"Alright fine."
"You got a car?"
"I ain't going all the way back to get it, we're fucking walking."
"But my feet are tired."
"I don't care, we're walking."
"Can you at least call someone?"
"Fine. Gimme a second."
"Whatever."
"Yo Soba! My man, how's it hanging? Need a favor real quick. Can you come pick us up? Who's the oth- oh dude your never gonna believe it! It's misty from pokemon. Actually if your hungry, wanna meet us at that one ihop? Aight bet."
"Who the fuck is soba-"
"Trust me you don't wanna know."
"Well im having breakfast with this guy, I kinda wanna know who he is."
"He's not ideal."
"That's it?"
"Fine, I'll tell you more just, don't piss him off."
"Why? Is he like a god or something?"
"You're not far off-"
"Are you like, in debt or something?"
"Hell nah, Soba is the closest guy I got to a brother. He's cool."
"He's a murder isn't he?"
"Only sometimes."
"Are you-"
"I know what your gonna ask. No"
"He's not gonna murder me, is he?"
"Not if you piss him off."
"Why are you friends with him?"
"He's strong, like mountain."
"So he could kill me if he wanted?"
"Easily, now let's get going to ihop."
"I told you, I ain't walking."
"Well then no ihop for you."
"CMON."
"You want ihop? Move your ass, it's a 7 mile walk."
"Carry me-"
"Fuck did you say?"
"You heard me. Carry me."
"Not a chance in hell."
"Cmon at least a piggyback."
"N-"
"A ride on the shoulders?"
"I said n-"
"Bridal style?"
"God okay I'll carry you just shut up."
"Alright then, bridal style."
"You get piggyback, that's all."
"Bridal style or no more cookies."
"Fine, fucking nerd."

"And were h e r e."
"Thanks for the ride pomeranian."
"This was a one time thing, don't expect it to happen again. And when Soba comes out, don't be scared."
"Why would I b- HOLY-"
"Niko! How you doing bro? Who's the chick?"
"Misty this is the 6'6 beast I call a brother, Soba this is misty from pokemon"
"Misty from- can I get your autograph?"
"Bakugou said the same thing."
"Niko, you stole my joke!"
"Niko?"
"Short for Nikolai Rimski Korzokov, cause when Katsu gets angry, he could take on every Russian in the world."
"Pffft, katsu? Oh man that's priceless."
"Shut up misty, let's just get ihop already."

"Welcome to goth girl ihop, what can I get you?"
"Yeah I'd like 1 goth girl girlfriend please."
"Sir, we don't serve people here."
"Yeah niko, your thinking of dennys. Anyways I'd like a stack of pancakes, but I don't got stacks, you feel me?"
"Sir, are you seriously broke at ihop?"
"Cmon, help a guy out."
"Look, I can do a free meal for the couple, but that's it."
Kendo and Bakugou were confused as all hell
"C o u p l e?" They said
"Aren't you two dating?"
"NO NO NO."
"Yeah I wouldn't date a pomeranian!"
"Whatever you two say."
"What the hell do you even sell here?"
"Burgers."
"Is ihop seriously tryna gaslight me right now-"
"Probably."
"Got any pancakes?"
"Lemme check. Yep. Here you are sir."
"What the- you at least got some syrup for these fucking hockey pucks?"
"No can do."
"Look, I know this is is the international house of pancakes, but if I don't get some syrup right fucking now, this violence, is boutta be domestic."
"Niko, I've had they're pancakes before, they ain't worth a felony."
"Fine, you just wanna go back home, have me make some jambalaya?"
"You already know bro."

"You nerds in 1B got any good ingredients in your lame ass fridge?"
"Why don't you check, katsu."
"Dont fucking call me that."
"Or what katsu?"
"Or no jambalaya , itsu."
"Fine fine calm down."
"That's what I thought. Now, foods ready, eat up guys."
"Damn katsu you cook good-"
"Eh thank me later."
"Yo niko, got a minute?"
"Yeah sure bro."

This was a long one aye? Same time next week, yall better be here
Word count: 1003