I hate you so much, you wanna make out? (baku x kendo)

Part 8: Killer Party

      

                         Kendo POV

"Are you guys sure this will work?"
"Eh, if it doesn't not like he's gonna remember."
"How do we know he'll get drunk?"
"We're gonna spike the punch."
"What if he doesn't drink punch?"
"He will."
"How do you know?"
"Bakugou is the type of guy to do literally anything for 5 dollars, and sometimes he doesn't even take the money."
"Well you ain't wrong."
"Everything's good on our end, just don't fuck up your end, okay?"
"I'll do my best."
"You better. Now go get ready for the party nerd."

                10:00 PM. Party Time
         
                       Kendo POV

"Aye katsu! Holy shit, this place is packed!"
"Yeah I know, I invited literally every class."
"Every class?"
"Even the support nerds."
"Damn, you got basically every kid in UA here."
"And it's a blacklight party too so nobody knows who anybody is."
"Nobody?"
"Well except us, but we don't have masks or face paint or anything."
"Should we get some?"
"You can get some if you want, but I can't, they gotta know I'm here."
"You think too highly of yourself."
"I'm the best ever, course I gotta set high standards."
"Whatever, when are you guys gonna play some music?"
"Eh, I got like 30 minutes, plenty of time to party."
"Sounds like someone's scared."
"As if, I just want some time to relax."
"That's what a scared person would say."
"That's it, BOYS! CHANGE OF PLANS, WE'RE ON IN FIVE!"
"Damn, I didn't think you'd take it that seriously."
"I'm the best, I take everything seriously."
"Oh whatever, you better be playing some fucking bangers up there."
"Trust me, it'll be the best fucking thing ever."

"You ready boys? Alright, let's go! We call this one, 'Ghost'!"
"Trust us, it's a banger, made up my bakugou himself."
"1 2 3 4! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I EXIST AND I DON'T NEED A PSYCHIATRIST TO LET. ME. OUT. LOOK AT ME AND I'LL APPEAR WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M RIGHT HERE, THAT I'M. RIGHT. HERE."
"Holy fuck, he is going hard with those lyrics-"

                        1 hour later

"Damn katsu, those songs were fucking bumping!"
"Told you, I am the best at everything ever."
"Yo baku, you want some punch?"
"Bet, thanks soba. Man this shits good, there any more?"
"We'll give you 20 bucks if you chug the entire punch bowl."
"You're on."

"Holy fucking shit katsu, how are you not dead?"
"What? It was just punch. Really good punch."
"Oh hey, you wanna take a picture?"
"Why not, let's do it."
"All according to plan."
"What plan?"
"Nothing, don't worry about it."
"Alright, lemme get my-"
"Hey! Are you the guy that drank all the fucking punch?!"
"What if I am? Got a problem?"
"Yeah I got a problem! I'll kick your fucking ass!"
"I'd like to see you try!"
"What's your name pal?"
"Katsuki Bakugou!"
"Sounds like your trying too hard!"
"What's your name!?"
"Julius Jones!"
"Sounds like your trying to be American!"
"Fuck you!"
"You wanna go take this outside bro?!"
"Yeah, I do!"
"Lets go bro!"
"I'll kick your ass bro!"
"I'll destroy you!"
"I'll kick your ass into next week!"
"I'll punch you so hard I'll make your entire bloodline feel it!"
"Fuck you!"

"FUCK FUCK. YOU, ORANGE HAIRED GIRL, GET YOUR BOYFRIEND UNDER CONTROL."
"KATSU CALM DOWN."
"HE HAS A SCARY AMOUNT OF STAMINA."
"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT."
"KATSU, C H I L L."
"FINE, BUT Y O U. GIMME YOUR NUMBER."
"WHY?"
"YOU'RE MY NEW NEMESIS."
"FINE."
"FUCK YOU, I'LL SEE YOU LATER."
"FUCK YOU, PEACE OUT."

"Woah katsu, what the fuck?"
"What?"
"I'M your nemesis!"
"Well yeah it's just-"
"Just what?"
"Its just kinda hard to hate you."
"What?!"
"Well we've been hanging out, we sleep together, it's just kind of hard to hate you."
"But you said we'd be enemies forever and ever!"
"I guess we just kind of, I don't know, drifted together."
"I thought we had a good thing going here!"
"We still hate eachother! Its just, this guy is easier to hate."
"Why can't you hate me?"
"You literally sleep in my hoodies. Things are just getting complicated."
"You don't hate me anymore?"
"I do, just, this guy is my new nemesis, yknow?"
"IM your nemesis, he can be your second nemesis, got that?"
"Fine, is there any punch left?"
"Eh, well find you something else to drink."
"Cool with me."