I hate you so much, you wanna make out? (baku x kendo)

ayo this shit SUCKS

Bro I was re reading this shit
Ass.
Straight ass.
I hate this, never updating this DOGSHIT again.
Can't leave without like ending things tho I guess.

Kirishima and Mina get married, yay, they have 3 kids, a house with a white picket fence, and a dog named rover.

Tetsu decided to drop being a hero and start working at Pizza Hut as his last attempt to find love as a pizza delivery boy.

Denki fucking starved to death. He accidentally locked himself in his dorm, and he didn't wanna get up outta bed to go eat, so he just died, rip bozo tbh

Momo and Jirou have a very average wedding, but the reception was great, they had crepes.

Todoroki tried to become a line cook but then he burned the other part of his face, now he works at a daycare.

They threw Mineta in a zoo. He died. Bro got bodied by a Silverback.

Kendo started her own country, with Bakugou as vice president. They declare war on every nation, country, and state.

Bakugou's drug empire has yet to collapse.

Tokoyami tried to become a pro wrestler. He was banned because all he did was try and suplex people. He did not have the upper arm strength.

Deku and Uraraka try to move in together somewhere in Ohio, but they realize it doesn't exist too late, and they just drive off into space. They have yet to be seen.

That one guy with the tail had sex with a guitar and is currently raising a family of 3 ukuleles.

Tsu went to a swamp to reunite with her family. Took a wrong turn. Permanently stuck in London.

The rest of them died because Bakugou tried to pull a prank, but he forgot that everyone wasn't as resistant to explosions as him. There wasn't much to bury.

Oh yeah and Bakugou and Kendo finally admit their feelings to eachother and get married and have kids and grow old together or sum idk

Story fucking over no word count