I hate you so much, you wanna make out? (baku x kendo)

Part 11: Very Comforting

Aye, lil authors note here. Imma try to make more details kinda like how I did on the first chapter. Also I'm gonna try to make some more descriptive quotations because sometimes even I forget who's talking. Ready? Let's go.

Bakugous POV
"Aye mei, you wanted to see me?"
"Yes yes yes! You'll never believe what I invented!" Said mei, somehow even more energetic than usual.
"Oh wow, this is gonna be an absolute life changing invention, isn't it?" Said bakugou, dripping with sarcasm.
"Okay so you see this syringe?"
"Are you gonna drug me-" Said bakugou, with a hint of fear in his voice.
"Look, let's assume you as you are right now, are yang. You're relatively happy, this is you naturally. Whatever is in here will turn you into yin. Pure anger, any trace of yang is gone. Best part is, take one of these pills and you'll snap out of it in seconds."
"What are in those pills?" Said bakugou, still trying to figure out whether or not mei was trying to drug him.
"They are literal chill pills."
"How?"
"Don't question me, I'm like a magician. Plus if you knew, it'd ruin it."
"But I really need to know whether or not you're trying to drug me."
"Look, it's about the pie, not the ingredients. Now let's go outside and see what this syringe does."

"WHAT THE FUCK-"
"Oooh, interesting results, mind if I record this? For science, obviously."
"What have you done to me?! I look like I just walked out of the back of Spencer's and I'm the ceo of Hot Topic!"
"Oh it's not that bad."
"Not that bad?! I have black and purple hair, I'm wearing three chokers, I have fingerless gloves, studded bracelets on both arms, and spiked platform combat boots!"
"So? You look cool, like a bully. Plus you have a deeper voice, you're some 17 year old girls wet dream."
"I'm wearing a skull shirt and ripped jeans, this isn't intimidating. The only benefit here is that I'm taller. And I can walk surprisingly well in these boots-"
Bakugou said, even himself shocked at just how good he can walk in those boots
"Well let's run a power test. Jump for me real quick, hard as you can."
"Alright alright, let's go!"
"And it took you 30 seconds to land with no apparent damage to your legs."
"Oh no, I could've gone way farther, I just didnt wanna make you wait."
"How about we do that again, but you let off a small explosion in your legs so you jump higher?"
"Alright, 3 2 1, BOOM!"
"50 seconds to land and no damage?! My my my, I have outdone myself." Said mei, feeling more proud than ever.
"I feel POWERFULL."
"You still have regard for human lives, right?"
"Next question!"
"Alright, punch that tree for me."
"DECIMATED. NEXT THING."
"Okay try that again but use a boom and we'll see what happens."
"B O O M."
"Okay, now like the entire forest is gone, you can probably kill a man-"
"IS THAT WHAT WE TRY NEXT?"
"No! Look, scream as long as you can. But holdup, these headphones are literally completely soundproof, now go on."
"AHHHHHHH."
"Okay, I could still kinda hear that through the headphones which is scary. Even scarier that was 503 decibels."
"Is that good, bad?"
"The loudest sound ever recorded was 310 decibels-"
"WHOOOO, LETS GO, NEW RECORD-"
"Stop yelling!"
"Sorry, sorry. NOT! HAHA."
"Okay, speed test. You're gonna do the impossible. Run around the entire earth."
"The whole thing?"
"Yeah, run from it to here as fast as possible."
"Bet."
"You're just standing still."
"Give it a second."
"WHAT THE HELL IS-"
"Yeah some stuff came along the way."
"You went so fast around the entire EARTH it didn't look like you could move. YOU OUTRAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT TIMES 13 TRILLION."
"So did I win?"
"Oh my god this is my best work yet, I can sell this."
"Long as I still get some."
"Time for the blood te- oh shit."
"What?"
"The needle isn't penetrating the skin."
"What you mean?"
"I mean we can't do a blood test."
"Gimme like a bowie knife or something."
"Whatever you say bakugou." Said mei, very worried he's gonna bleed out.
"Oh fuck, it bent-"
"Well, shit."
"Oh, I have an idea."
"What?"
"Fuck, the explosions don't do any harm either."
"You're basically invulnerable."
"Look, give me the syringe."
"Can't see how that's gonna help."
"1 2 3! Okay, finally, it pierced the skin."
"You had to slam that shit in their."
"Oh shut up, here's your blood sample dweeb."