I hate you so much, you wanna make out? (baku x kendo)

Part 7: Planning for the party

Bakugous POV
"All right, that should be enough, where'd you put the towels?"
"I thought you got the towels."
"Itsu, I specifically asked you to get the towels."
"Well I fucking forgot okay? Where are they anyway?"
"Check the fucking bottom drawer."
"Oh shit, these are pretty good towels."
"I know right? Pass me one."
"What time is it?"
"Like 8:30?"
"Eh, we still got time, but we should hurry up."
"Well fucking why?"
"I got clothes at my dorm, you don't have clothes at my dorm, we gotta go all the way back."
"Eh, I'll just wear your shorts and your hoodie."
"I'll give you another hoodie, but I'm keeping my shorts."
"Now that's a deal and a half."
"Which one you want?"
"T h a t one."
"Itsu, I'm wearing this one-"
"Did I fucking stutter? I said I'll take that one."
"I'll never understand you."
"And you never will, now take me to my dorm so I can get a fresh pair of clothes. And your still walking me to all my classes."
"Not like your giving me much of a choice."
"Fair point, next time I'm taking clothes here so we don't gotta do this shit."

"HURRY UP YOU GOT LIKE 10 MINUTES LEFT."
"Aw, what's the big deal? It's 10 minutes."
"I still gotta walk you to ALL your classes and make it back in time for mine."
"Almost done, gimme your hoodie."
"Hell nah, not a chance."
"You think I was joking about wanting your hoodie? Hand that shit over."
"You fucking owe me."
"You owe me. Another hoodie, that is."

Kendo POV

"And were here, thanks for the escort big man. Now get to your class you bozo. And come back next class!"
"Yeah yeah, I get it, peace."
"Love you!"
"Love you!"
"Alright alright guys, what's poppin?"
"I'm sorry I think I heard you wrong."
"What'd I say?"
"Did I just hear you tell bakugou you love him and he said he loves you back?!"
"Yeah! We always do that. He's a pretty cool guy."
"Oh my god, you've fallen for him harder than a movie villain falls on gumballs."
"HEY! We're just friends, okay!?"
"You're wearing his hoodie aren't you?"
"What? No, never."
"Its 2 sizes too big."
"Fine, it's his hoodie okay? Don't blame me, he smells like vanilla."
"So you just smell his hoodies?"
"And some of his shirts."
"Oh my god kendo, you're in love."
"We're just homies."
"Oh yeah? What'd you guys do yesterday."
"Well he took me to a really nice field and we cuddled and watched the stars."
"And you expect us to believe you don't like him?"
"I DON'T."
"What'd you guys do this morning?"
"Well I slept in his room and I didn't wanna waste time so we showered together, we washed eachother's hair."
"So you have seen eachother-"
"Y e a h."
"Oh my god, next thing your gonna tell us you guys make out."
"Well-"
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Look, I was tired and I wasn't thinking straight, he was already asleep, so I gave him a quick kiss on the forehead and-"
"And what?"
"Holy fuck I'm in love-"
"Well the first step is admitting it."
"Oh shit teachers here, SHHH."
"Children, I had a very important lesson today, but something more important has come to my attention. Apparently one of you is dating Katsuki from 1A. Whoever it is, if you can calm him down so I don't always hear him screaming, I'll bump all your grades up to an A+ and no homework for the rest of the year."
"You hear that kendo? No homework for the rest of the year."
"WOAH WOAH WAIT KEN- I WAS EXPECTING LIKE KINOKO OR IBARA BUT KENDO? OH MY- CLASS GIVE ME A MINUTE. LOOK CLASS IS CANCELED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, I NEED TO DISCUSS THIS WITH THE OTHER TEACHERS, YOU CHILDREN HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW."

"Yo yo yo itsu! My fucking teacher canceled class for the rest of the day, whatchu wanna do?"
"You- I mean your uhmm your- your choice?"
"Aight bet, there's still one more member of the gang you gotta meet."
"Carry me?"
"I'd love too."
"Hey katsu? How come you hang out with a bunch of the stronger kids?"
"Well all their quirks have drawbacks yknow?"
"Like?"
"Well cherry's quirk can only be used once every 30 seconds and it makes her super tired for 5 minutes. Aiko's quirk is highly tiring so the more she uses it in the row, the less effective it is. Jake's quirk makes it so he cant do it forever, he has to shrink back at some point. The one guy your about to met, Yato, he's got 2 quirks. He can open some weird portal things and make clones. The portal things aren't like to other dimensions but think of it like fast travel. If he pushes someone into one portal they come out the other. He also can control every clone he has. Let's say he makes a clone but the original him dies, he takes the place of the clone. He can make 10, but for every clone he makes the clones become less skilled. And if he uses the portals too much they have a chance to spawn in random places. But soba-"
"What about him?"
"He has 4 fucking quirks and only one of them has a drawback."
"4?! What are they?"
"Well he can throw punches literally quicker than lightning. He can regenerate any damage literally instantly, he's basically immortal. He has one where the more angry you are the better you are at fighting. And he can make you 6.5 times your original size. Only drawback is the bigger you get the stupider you get."
"That's it?"
"Lemme tell you a story. One time we had to go to germany right? But I got banned so we had to go undercover. Bad stuff happened, Soba used the mag thing on me as a last resort. And the thing is we had fake alibis too, so there I am, a 37 foot tall BEAST fighting off elite forces and the entire time I'm screaming "Max Hass". I literally only remembered my alibi, funniest shit ever."
"Katsu, you're gonna get yourself killed-"
"Eh, they're experienced folks, I trust em."
"Katsu, I'm worried about you."
"Well- I j- i- its- ill- oh fuck it. We're here anyway, prepare to meet yato."
"Prepare?"
"Well he's the only guy that can survive 20 seconds in a fight with Soba, trust me, he might try and kill you."
"If he kills me, you better come to the funeral."
"I'll spit on your grave."
"Eh, it's something."
"Yato! My man! What's good?"
"Aye whaddup baku, how's it- HEY WHO'S THAT? IDENTIFY YOURSELF."
"Chill out, she's cool."
"Is this that one fucking girl? Fucking, kendo, right?"
"Yeah that's her."
"In the flesh and blood. And it's nice to meet you too, yato."
"Yeah yeah, you ain't gonna snitch us out, right?"
"Well it'd be the morally right thing to do. But I don't want katsu going to prison, so you guys are all right."
"Hear that katsu? If you weren't here, your little girlfriend would rat us out."
"I'm not his girlfriend-"
"Yeah yeah, whatever you say?"
"Oh fuck off yato. Where's the rest of the gang anyway?"
"Lunch."
"Without us?"
"Hell you mean us?"
"They didn't invite you and me."
"Oh no they invited me, I just didnt wanna go, plus you're supposed to be at school fuck face."
"Fair point."
"Damn, they forgot kendo too."
"Well she isn't really officially part of the gang."
"That's true."
"HEY, HOW COME I AIN'T PART OF THE GANG?"
"You literally said you'd rat us out if your boyfriend wasn't here."
"IT WAS A JOKE AND HE AIN'T MY BOYFRIEND."
"Whatever you say. Now go make out somewhere else, I'm making a song."

"Well, now you've been formally introduced to the gang, how's it feel?"
"Scary."
"Makes sense, literally everyone here could kill you."
"Whatever, long as they help plan the party, I'm cool with them."
"Aye it's next week, gonna be an absolute killer party. We even got a band to play."
"Who?"
"US. We get up there, play for 20 minutes, and we get to enjoy the party."
"You're fucking dancing with me."
"What?"
"You. Are. Dancing. With. Me."
"Do I at least get to pick the song?"
"Nope. Not even close."
"Why are you being so like. I don't know."
"Assertive?"
"That's it. Why are you doing that?"
"Cause your little bitch ass wouldn't step up and do it."
"HEY ILL-"
"You'll what?"
"I'll do something."
"What?"
"I DON'T KNOW."
"Exactly. This is why I'm the assertive one."
"I'll fucking kick your ass."
"You couldn't."
"I literally have."
"SHUT UP."
"Look we can't kill eachother before the party starts."
"Fine, I'll kill you after the party."
"Well, looks like I got a week to live."
"Better enjoy it."
"Eh, I'll die happy."
"Really?"
"Yeah, not a single regret."
"You sure there isn't even like, a super important question you could've asked someone that they totally would've said yes too?"
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Well- that's cool, that's cool. We going back to that place to plan for the party?"
"Well yeah, but that's in like 5 hours."
"So what do we do for 5 hours?"
"I'm open to suggestions."
"Wanna make ou- I mean make- make a competition?"
"So we just see who's better at what?"
"Basically."
"Alright, that'll keep me occupied for 5 hours, game on."
"Oh your gonna lose."
"I'm gonna destroy you."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. You are going down."
"I'm going down?"
"You can't even imagine how hard I'm gonna fucking demolish you-"
"HEY, THAT SOUNDS WEIRD."
"AYE WOAH, NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT."
"WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT."
"LETS JUST BEGIN THE COMPETITION."

Bakugou POV

"WHOOO. I WON. 37 - 13. FUCK YOU."
"Is that a insult or a promise?"
"What-"
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"Nothing. HEY WERE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE MEETING THING."
"OH YEAH YEAH, FUCK."
"PICK ME UP SO WE CAN GET GOING."
"BET."

"Aye, sorry for the late entry."
"Did you carry kendo all the way here?"
"He carries me everywhere."
"Oh my god, you guys are love."
"IM NOT DATING HER-"
"Oh shush pomeranian. Go get us some drinks so we can discuss with kendo."
"What am I, a fucking butler?"
"You are now, so hurry up."
"Fine."
"Kendo! You come to your senses about you being in love with bakugou yet?"
"Yeah-"
"Wonderful! Now we can get to planning."
"This has got to be a killer party."
"Party? No no, we're planning to get you and bakugou together."
"But-"
"Hey sis, why don't we do that in the party?"
"Oh yeah! We can plan for them, AND a party."
"He doesn't like me-"
"Oh he does. He just doesn't know it."
"Alright so the plan is-"
"Yo yo yo! Got you guys some fucking lemonade and shit."
"Well, you're too late because we already made plans for the party."
"Deadass?"
"Deadass."
"Well that's too fucking bad. Better be an absolutely killer party though, now I'm gonna go back to my dorm and go to bed, peace."
"Aye don't forget me-"
"Actually kendo, we need to discuss a few more things for the party, is that okay?"
"Oh, uhh, yeah that's fine, I'll catch up with you later katsu, love you!"
"Love you!"

"See? He loves you, he even said it."
"He just means he loves me as his homie-"
"Oh- yikes-"
"I know."
"Okay, look, we need you to step on a stool real quick."
"Okay?"
"Alright, on your tippy toes."
"Oh my god, I feel tall."
"Okay, you'd reach right up to bakugou's neck."
"Fuck he's tall-"
"Okay, we're gonna pretend to take a picture of you two, right?"
"Okay, I'm following."
"Then you turn around, grab his face, and kiss him."
"Is that my only option?"
"Eh, if it doesn't work it doesn't matter, he's gonna get drunk so he won't remember anyway."
"You're not actually gonna take a picture, right?"
"No no, of course not."
"Alright, sounds like a plan."
"Nice, now you can go back to bakugou and we can take care of the rest."
"Thanks guys!"
"No problem, see you later."

"Katsu? You there?"
"What is it? Im tryna sleep here."
"Well good news, I'm back, so let's cuddle and we can go to sleep."
"Whatever."
"Night katsu, I love you."
"Love you."

It's gonna be an interesting party, so yall better come read about it. See you guys next week. Total word count: 2119