I hate you so much, you wanna make out? (baku x kendo)

Part 4: Bakugou land

Bakugous POV

"What's up brah?"
"Niko I was hoping we could talk in private."
"Aight bet let's go to my dorm."

"Niko, bro, keep it a buck fifty with me. You like misty don't you?"
"You made me walk all this way to ask me that bullshit?"
"Answer the question Niko."
"What kind of question is that? We've known eachother for like, a week."
"But you've been to her dorm?"
"Soba, I hate her, she hates me. We are enemies. Case closed."
"Whatever you say bro."
"Fuck you, I'm getting a hoodie, we're going back to the kitchen, we're never speaking of this again."

"Yo yo yo, what's poppin' extras?"
"Katsu we're out of jambalaya."
"Hold up, katsu?"
"Itsu I could just make more yknow?"
"Hold up, itsu?"
"Hell you going on about metal man?"
"Yeah colossus, what you talking about?"
"Wait like colossus from deadpool?"
"Yeah, it's funny right?"
"That's fucking hilarious-"
"YALL ARE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS? NOT EVEN THAT YALL GOT NICKNAMES NOW?"
"What's the big deal?"
"Yeah what are you getting at?"
"ITS JUST- MONOMA HELP ME OUT HERE."
"I mean it is kinda weird."
"Bronoma, fuck you tryna imply?"
"Look, bakugou, we're friends but even I don't call you katsu."
"Are you trying to imply I'm dating a fucking pomeranian?"
"Well-"
"Monoma I swear to god."
"Look all I'm saying is yall have been getting pretty close."
"Fuck this shit, I'm eating jambalaya."
"Katsu I told you there's nothing le-"
"FUCK I GOT A STAIN ON MY HOODIE."
"Katsu calm do-"
"SCREW THIS, IM WASHING MY HOODIE AND GOING TO BED. GOOD FUCKING NIGHT."
"Damn kendo, maybe try dating someone without anger issues."
"WERE NOT- YKNOW WHAT? IM GOING TO BED TOO."
"Yikes."
"Mega yikes."
"We did the right thing, right tetsu?"
"Monoma we have to get them together."
"My exact idea."
"We start tomorrow."
"Yeah we should go to bed aye?"
"Great idea."

Kendos POV

"Goddamn it another morning. I was having such a good dream too. Oh fuck its 12:00. Eh, it's a Saturday, I could just go back to bed."
Her phone rang
"Who the fu- oh my god it's Katsu, of course it is. Hey katsu what's up?"
"Yo this thing on, can you see me?"
"Are you- Katsu are you at a fucking amusement park?"
"Yeah I uhh, kinda bought it-"
"You bought an amusement park?"
"All to myself. Just wanted to call you and show you that I have my own amusement park and you don't. That's it. Anyways peace out extra."
"Wait, I was wondering, you wanna hang out or something? It is a Saturday."
"You wanna hang out with me?"
"Well yeah, we're friends right?"
"Fine, meet me outside in 30 minutes. And were still walking."
"Well then your still carrying me."
"You only get a piggyback. Now get ready extra, fucking sleeping until 12:00 and shit."
"Okay okay I get it, I'll meet you in 30. Peace out Katsu."
"Peace out nerd."
They hung up
"Huh, I finally have plans on a Saturday. Fuck I gotta get ready."
25 minutes later she walked out and headed outside
"Where you going?"
"Out."
"With?"
"Someone."
"Alright I get it, your going out."
"Yeah and I'll be out for a while too so, yknow, peace."
"She's finna see bakugou isn't she?"
"Totally."

Bakugous POV

"If she's even a minute late I'm out."
"IM HERE, IM HERE."
"Christ, you run all the way here?"
"Dont worry about it. Now up."
"Up?"
"Come on, I mean what I said, your carrying me. Now up."
"I ain't carryi-"
"Up."
"Fine fine. Up you go."
"This is surprisingly comfortable-"
"Shut the fuck up. Now let's head to the world famous "Bakugou Land"
"That's what you named it?"
"What, you got a better name?"
"Pomeranian land."
"I'll think about it."
"Trust me. That's the best name ever."
"Man, you are surprisingly light."
"HEY, I'LL-"
"Oh did I make baby angry?"
"IM NOT A BABY!"
"I'm just fucking with you. Plus we got like 15 minutes till we get there so you better get used to me bullying you."
"I'll fucking slap you I swear."
"You reach up to about my chest. You wanna slap me, grab a stool or two."
"Fuck you."
"You would."
"Pfffft, as if. Aren't you single as fuck too?"
"So what?"
"Haha your single."
"So are you."
"Shut up-"
"You've literally never dated anyone. At least I've had a girlfriend."
"Oh please, how long did it last? 2 weeks?"
"Try 2 years. Speaking of 2's it's been like 2 years since I dated her. Last date I had was a court date-"
"Not like your getting one any time soon either."
"Hey, I could date whoever I want, it's just-"
"Just what?"
"Everyone's just boring, yknow? No one gets me. Last girl I dated was just into tea. I loved them sure, but I wasn't in love with them."
"So like, short term attraction?"
"Basically. But enough lovey dovey stuff. We're finally here at Bakugou Land."
"And you bought this place?"
"Well Soba did, but I'm calling it mine."
"Alright big man, what're we riding first?"
"All the rollercoasters. Twice."
"Adrenaline junkie eh? Glad to meet a fellow speed demon."
"Enough talk. Let's tear shit up."

"Holy fuck Katsu that was amazing."
"I know right? And we saved the best for last. Ferris wheel. You can see the entire city from up there."
"Nice change of pace. It'll be nice up there."
"Enough talking about it, let's experience it."
"Holy shit Katsu, it's beautiful up here. So many lights, damn, we spent all day here."
"I know, hard to get away from me."
"Oh please, only reason I'm here is cause I was bored on a Saturday."
"Nah, only reason your here is because I called you and you wanted to hang out."
"Whatever, you had a good day, and I did too, can't deny that."
"That's true. We should do this more, this was awesome. I loved this."
"I loved this too pomeranian. All jokes aside, your a pretty good guy to hang out with Katsu."
"As are you misty, as are you. Now enough of this shit, we better be getting back to the dorms."
"Your still gonna carry me back."
"Eh, fine."
"Fine? Kinda expected more of a fight."
"I'm cool with it. I mean your pretty light and it isn't exactly hard to carry you, not like I have anything to complain about."
"Well alright then, carry me back Katsu."
"Anytime itsu, anytime."

"Finally, we're back to this god awful place. You want some jambalaya?"
"Hell fucking yeah."
"Kendo? Bakugou? Where the hell where you guys?"
"A place."
"Very funny. Man I can hardly believe it, the two angriest kids in the entire school getting along."
"Its like me and you tetsu, a kid who bullies everyone in 1A and a kid made of metal. Polar opposites but still friends."
"Yeah that is kinda weird."
"Yo itsu, jambalaya is finally ready."
"This shit is fucking amazing."
"Man I am so goddamn tired and I still gotta talk to another damn class. Well it sucks to suck I guess, peace out extras."
"Katsu I have a sleeping bag in my closet yknow? If you don't wanna make the walk you could-"
"Sleep in your dorm? Pass."
"What? It wouldn't be that bad."
"Awww, you really want me to sleep in your dorm, don't you?"
"ITS NOT LIKE THAT JUST-"
"Aye I'm just fucking with you, that sleeping bag better be damn comfortable though. Now hurry up and finish eating I'm fucking tired."
"Gimme like 5 minutes, this is amazing."

"Your dorm smells good, hell you been spraying in here?"
"None of your business, now go to your sleeping bag I'm tired too."
"Haha, nah."
"What you mean nah?"
"I'm the one sleeping on the bed. You get the sleeping bag."
"You can't just-"
"Too late. Holy fuck this is comfortable."
"Katsu get off."
"As I said, too late, you sleep on the sleeping bag."
"Mother- fine, badnight Katsu."
"Badnight itsu."

These stories just keep getting longer. Hope yall enjoyed this, and you better be back next week too, peace out nerds.
Total word count: 1372