I hate you so much, you wanna make out? (baku x kendo)

Part 14: Who are you again?

Bakugou POV
"Babe? Where the fuck are you? Babe? Goddamnit, what fucking time is it?"

"Itsu? Where the- are you-"
"Yep. I'm making breakfast."
"Well this is..."
"Unexpected."
"Well I'm still in my pajamas, and this is one of the only times you've cooked, I feel like I should dress for the occasion."
"Oh shut up, I cook all the time."
"You don't cook, you bake, it's very different."
"How?"
"There's a pretty big leap between steak and muffins."
"That's what someone who doesn't like food would say."
"Oh pipe down, you'd eat anything as long as it's on a plate."
"No I wouldn't!"
"If I gave you a fucking sponge on a plate, and I told you it was cake, you'd eat it."
"You can't prove that."
"I'm gonna do it one of these days, and you won't even notice."
"You do that, and I'm moving out."
"You can't! How else am I gonna wash my hair?"
"It was fluffy before, which was surprising. I mean, you basically showered with nothing but a bar of soap."
"Oh please, we literally use all the same hair products. Only thing is yours are coconut scented and shit."
"Fair point, now eat up. Bacon, eggs, toast, hashbrowns, all that good shit."
"God, you sound like a housewife-"
"Last time I do something nice for you."
"Wow, this tastes..."
"Amazing?"
"Like shit, but I'm hungry so imma still eat it."
"How rude. Yknow what? You ain't getting your chocolate milk. I'm gonna be the only one sipping on a cold chocolate milk."
"No! Please, I'm sorry! It tastes so good!"
"That's what I thought, now hurry up and eat, we still gotta shower."
"This is way fucking better than being at the dorms. I shoulda bought this place forever ago."
"Yeah, don't gotta hear people calling us a couple while we're still eating fucking breakfast."
"Its nice. Peaceful."
"Yeah, I like it. Nothing can go wrong."
"Well, quite a lot of things can go wrong."
"Like?"
"Did you turn off the stove?"
"Fuck-"
"Exactly."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"The breakfast, how do you like it?"
"You want me to keep it real with you?"
"Real as possible."
"Its not the worst thing I've ever eaten."
"Whooo!"
"Oh please, I've had better."
"From who?"
"Me."
"That's unfair."
"Can't beat the best."
"I can and will."
"I'm the heavyweight champion when it comes to food around this house. Title shots are welcome any time."
"2 AM?"
"Wake me up and I'll go to the kitchen."
"Breakfast in bed?"
"If it's for me."
"One of these days, I'm gonna cook a million times better than you."
"Yeah, when hell freezes over."
"Just shut up, now hurry up, we gotta shower and get dressed."

"Yknow, we ain't taking that long, and these aren't exactly the worst conditions, you up for a quickie?"
"In the fucking shower?"
"It won't take too long, would it?"
"First of all, it would, second of all, I feel that would fucking kill my back."
"You can literally pick me up with one arm!"
"Fair point, but the answer is still no."
"Boo, you're no fun."

"School, am I right?"
"You're the one that chose to come to UA, katsu."
"Good point, literally the worst decision I never should've made. Every bad thing that happened in my life has been mostly because of this school."
"If you never came here, you never would've met me!"
"You're right, just another reason I shouldn't have came here."
"Well, now you're stuck with me. Now go off to your class, you're gonna be late."
"Alright, bye babe."
"See ya, love you!"
"Love ya!"

"So, you make a move yet?"
"Can't. Times not right."
"How is the time not right? Don't you guys literally kiss?"
"Well yeah, but I think he just sees me as his friend with benefits."
"Kendo, bakugou thinks you like him. If you don't make a move, he's gonna think you're not interested and move on."
"Move on to who?"
"I don't know, maybe-"
"Class, we have 2 new students joining us today, I hope you will all be nice and welcome them as one of your own. Would you two care to introduce yourselves?"
"Hey everyone! I'm Azrael, my quirk is kinda weird. It basically makes me a ghost, I can fly and stuff, even possess other people's bodies! But I don't wanna hog the spotlight too much. I'll let Sasha introduce herself."
"What's up, everyone? I'm Sasha, and my quirk makes me sort of superhuman. Imagine a much less powerful version of superman. Heat vision, flight, super strength, durability, intelligence, I could probably kick down a mountain if I wanted too! Anyways, I like it here, haven't even talked to yall and you already seem like chill people. It's gonna be nice to get to know you all. Were gonna go get a desk now, but if anyone wants to talk and get to know us later, we'd be open!"
"Maybe someone like them."
"Oh please, he said that Azrael is his ex, anyways."
"So?"
"Well they did break up on good terms, but he's not the type to go back to an ex."
"What about Sasha? She's exactly his type, she's strong, tall, only problem is she ain't ginger."
"Well-"
"Shoot your shot or you're gonna lose him."
"Fine, I'll call him after school."
"Why not ask him up front?"
"He said he's gonna be a bit busy after school."
"Alright then, but we're listening to the call."
"But-"
"We're getting really tired of your shit kendo. We're tired of the will they or won't they. Just do it already and make it easier on all of us."