I hate you so much, you wanna make out? (baku x kendo)

Part 12: Why Do You Have Power?!

Kendo POV
It was a long day of school. Bakugou had a lot of people to bribe after being gone for 4 months. Kendo had a idea. She was going to propose to bakugou with a ringpop.
"Guys, I have an idea. I'm gonna propose to bakugou-"
"Awww, can I plan the wedding."
"Hear me out, with a ringpop."
"Where is your man anyway?"
"He's getting me mcdonalds."
"Can we go back to the ringpop for a second? What are you, 5?"
"I'm the most mature person here! Why do you think I'm the class president?"
"Hey babe, here's your happy meal."
"Where's my toy?"
"Oh yeah, here."
"Thanks! Mwah, love you! Alright what was I saying? Oh yeah, I'm very mature."
"I saw you cry because elephants can't jump."
"It's so sad!"
"Yeah sure, you're absolutely the most mature person here."
"Oh please, you all voted for me."
"Biggest mistake ever."
"Eh, I've seen worse."
"Like?"
"Me."
"That's true. Bakugou is the last person who should be in any position of power."
"I feel like bakugou would be a king in a past life."
"I'd rule them like a god. An angry god."
"This is why you didn't win class president."
"I'm easily the strongest, I should've been the class president."
"Maybe in 1A, everyone else straight up bullies you."
"I could beat up all might if I wanted."
"Well yeah, he literally can't go to his buff form anymore."
"I could beat him up in his golden age."
"How?"
"Ask hatsume. I'm the strongest kid ever."
"As if, if all of us in this class ganged up on you, we'd demolish you."
"Alright, lemme grab a syringe, some chill pills, and I'll destroy yall."
"Bet. Let's go outside gang."

"You guys sure you don't wanna back off?"
"Like we'd lose to a guy who calls himself T.K.O."
"It's your funeral."

"We- we lost to a guy who looks like he works at Hot Topic."
"Nice warmup, alright who's next?"
"Oh babe! That reminds me. Will you make me the happiest woman ever and-"
"Holdup, Soba is a licensed priest. I can call him real quick and we can get married."
"Deadass?"
"Deadass. Just let me get a ringpop."

"Bakugou, do you take Itsuka Kendo to be your lawfully wedded wife, through sickness and health, till death do you part?"
"Eh, we're already past that phase anyway. Yeah, I do."
"And you, Kendo, do you take Katsuki Bakugou to be your lawfully wedded husband, through sickness and health, till death do you part?"
"I do."
"Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the pride."
"Mwah! Still can't believe you gave me a half eaten ringpop and I gave you 3."
"What? I was hungry katsu, you can't blame me."
"Wanna head down to the warehouse?"
"Not a good place for a honeymoon, but I ain't complaining."

"Fellas, me and baku got something to show you. Go on bakugou."
Bakugou did it once more, he transformed into the deity of destruction, anger, and power.
"WHAT THE FU-"
"Yeah yeah I know, I was shocked at first too."
"WHY IS IT HO- I MEAN- WHY IS HE- WHAT?!"
"OOOH, I CAN RUN SO MANY TESTS."
"Nice, am I right?"
"Yknow what? Were all taking a good 30 minutes to take this all in."

"This is interesting to say the least. Oh, what if you turn into T.K.O in this form?"
"Let's check, I got my syringe on the table. And make sure you got the chill pills."
"Alright let's get st- the syringe won't go in again."
"Goddamnit. Hand it over."
"There, let's- HOLY-"
Bakugou transformed into pure fear. His skin was obsidian black, he was 10 feet tall, and you could see lava flowing through his veins. If you were to look down his mouth, it'd look like someone lit a fire in there.
"Bakugou, can you talk?"
He shook his head no
"Well, at least you can understand what we say."
"Oh, can you make any sounds?"
"Great idea aiko, can you make any sounds bakugou?"
Bakugou did a low, deep growl.
"Wow, that turned me o-"
"Alright, let's have you yell as loud as you can. Somewhere else though! Maybe another planet."
"Soba, you know anywhere?"
"I got a place."