Kia: So is she his or what? We're all wondering.
Avery: No we are not. Not everyone is nosy. They're a cute family. She seems nice and good for Min.
"Thank you. S-Speaking of-"
Yoongi: I'm right here honey. Found her some fries.
"Okay...thank you."
Yoongi: Mhm. I also found you pink lemonade with cherries.
"Ooh."
Yoongi: Yea.
"Thanks baby."
Yoongi: You're welcome.
He pecks my lips a few times smiling a little and I smile back holding his hand.
Kia: So Min, how old is the baby?
Yoongi: 4 months and 3 days.
Kia: Ohh when's her birthday?
Yoongi: September 25th.
Kia: Aww, how much did she weigh when she was born?
Yoongi: 6 pounds 7 ounces. Anything else?
Kia: Middle name?
Yoongi: Ophelia Rose.
Kia: Oh...okay...
Yoongi: What's your problem with me?
Kia: Nothing. I said 30 bucks she isn't yours....She's way too dark to be anyway.
"I-I think I'm ready to go home yoon yea?"
Yoongi: No.. Kia you shut the hell up. I have no idea what your vendetta against me is but chill out. I did nothing to you. Not only are you pissing me off but your making Mya uncomfortable so fucking stop. Act your age.
"Babe-"
Yoongi: No because she's being disrespectful to you. There's never a reason to treat someone like that. Especially in public.
"Okay."
Yoongi: Oh- Phe phe you fartin on me? It's a farty party now? Ew~
She squeals laying on his chest and I smile a bit fixing her headband
"You fartin on dada? You givin him the stinks huh?"
She spits up a little and he grabs a napkin getting it before it drips on his shirt.
Yoongi: Oooo why you spittin up mama you haven't eaten in a little while? You feelin sickies?
Jia: Can you talk regular my god.
Yoongi: I'm gonna go change her okay?
"I'll come."
Yoongi: No I got it honey you can-
"I'll come."
He nods getting up and heading towards the family bathroom and i follow behind him with her diaper bag.
"I hate her so much she's so mean...why can't she just leave us alone yoonie i wanna go home."
Yoongi: I know baby I know. Listen....let's try one more hour. Okay? first directly bitchy thing she says and we're gonna. Okay? Taehyungs got your back too.
"I wanna be mean but I can't in front of phe phe. I want her to see me as a good example."
Yoongi: Standing up for yourself is a great example baby.
"Okay. She poop?"
Yoongi: No she's not wet or smelly. I just wanted to get away.
"Smart."
Yoongi: I guess.
He pecks my lips following me back to our table and as soon as we fucking sit down. This bitch starts again.
Kia: So since he's clearly not her father, where is he? It's not very normal for you to have such a young baby and be with someone other than her father. You know?
"He's probably out beating on another pregnant girlfriend of his just like he did to me. Any other questions?"
Kia: You just let him hit you-
"I'm sorry was I supposed to swing back at a 250 lb 6 foot tall man while pregnant? Are you fucking kidding me? What did I do to you? You got a crush on yoonie or some shit because you're being a real fucking bitch to me."
Taehyung: Right.
Kia: Taehyung shut the hell up.
"What's your problem with me."
Kia: I don't have any.
"Really?"
Kia: Really. I'm just curious about Mins new love. That's it. Didn't mean to push.
Yoongi: Sure. Anyways. Taehyung give me my baby.
Taehyung: No she's my new best friend.
Yoongi: You want her to scream at you for milk? Ir do you wanna pass her back so she can get her bottle from Mya.
Taehyung: Hey Mya catch!
He gets up bring ophelia to me and I kiss her cheek putting the bottle yoongi just made, in her mouth so she can eat
Yoongi: We're gonna go home and get i. the bath, and we can wear our fuzzy jamas, and we'll cuddle up and watch nemo too mamas.
He kisses her forehead watching her eat slowly and she finishes about 30 minutes later
Yoongi: oooo come here my girl. We gotta burp you.
Kia: You're a good dad Min.
"Mhm."
She fake smiles and me and I frown a little.
Yoongi: Oh baby....did you decide about me going full surgeon or no?
"I did. Let's do it. When you're on call I can take in house appointments. If that's okay?"
Yoongi: As long as I don't wake up with a bundle in my bed i'm good honey.
"Okay great. I'm proud of you."
Yoongi: I'm proud of you too baby. Especially for being brave enough to try and kickstart your business like this. Speaking of, if anyone needs their hair done. Talk to Mya.
Avery: Really? You do hair? Girlllll, Im in desperate need of a retwist.
"Just come over whenever you're off. I've got you."
Avery: I like her. Gonna steal your wife Min.
Yoongi: Woooow.
"Yoon...She's sleep, should we go? I don't want her to wake up you know-"
Yoongi: If you'll excuse us, we're going now. Have a good night....most of you. Kia...have a night.
"Damn."
I get up following him outside to the. ca rand he buckles Ophelia quickly and quietly, before getting the drivers seat and driving us home
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Yoongi: You looked so fucking gorgeous tonight. Really really good baby.
"Thank you. You looked like a model."
Yoongi: Really?
"Mhm. So handsome."
He pecks my lips a few times smiling a little before full on kissing me, laying us down on his bed.
Yoongi: Wait! I-I don't want this to be rushed. Or forced. That was the first time we've even kissed like that or made out. So let's take it slow. Yea?
"Yea. Me neither. I want it to happen when it happens. When we're both ready. Let's wait. I don't want to rush anything with you. This is perfect."
Yoongi: Right. So let's take our showers, and change. and cuddle up downstairs for some movies?
"Sure."
Yoongi: Great.
He kisses my cheek before getting up and grabbing his things to shower and I smile watching him wave as he walks off to the bathroom.
I think I love him.
