"Love! Get up! surgery at 10! It's 8:47!"
Yoongi: come get the fat little baby off me.
"you are so mean to her."
Yoongi: my chest is bruising. i will bully her head size all i want. cause she very obviously didn't get it from you.
"true his head is big as shit. i'm gonna drop her off at my parents around 11 okay?"
Yoongi: what? why?
"i don't know if you remembered, but you're 28 today. we're adults. birthdays are special."
Yoongi: What type of special are we talking?
"Don't worry about it Mr. Doctor Man. Just go do what you've gotta do and i'll do what I've gotta do when you're home."
Yoongi: Oh?
"Don't worry about it."
I kiss him softly taking Ophelia off his chest and he slaps my ass lightly as he heads to the bathroom.
"Okay man hands."
Yoongi: At least it's not a regular thing...
"i know. i like that you're not disgustingly gropey...i also like that you do that sometimes."
yoongi: i know. you get all smiley every time you look back at me.
"cause you're so sexy."
yoongi: i wanna show you how sexy you are, but our daughter is watching. and. i have a life to save...actually not really...
"how is it not really saving a life yoon it's surgery."
yoongi: i'm just removing a benign lipoma sort of thing.
"oh okay. still doing great in the world baby."
yoongi: thanks.
he pecks my lips quickly grabbing the shirt i laid out for him and i take ophelia downstairs, sitting her in her high chair.
"we're gonna have a party for your 6 months mama. how does that sound? cake? i've cream? we can see gigi and pops too. and then we're gonna see uh....shit what's the word..."
yoongi: halmeoni and hal-abeoji
"thank you."
yoongi: thank you for letting her learn korean too...
"i want both of our kids to learn it. you're their father. just cause one didn't swim outta your dick doesn't mean she's not allowed to learn and be involved in the culture she's going to grow up with. what am i gonna do, strip you of your culture everytime she enter the room?"
yoongi: no you'd never. i just didn't know if you wanted her to learn about his...
"i don't give a damn about him. if i wanna teach her his culture i'll take her to pancheros. that's all he fuckin deserves any way."
yoongi: true.
"so butt, cake? or ice cream?"
ophelia: daaaa!
"daddy picks?"
ophelia: mmmmmmm!
"nummy oatmeal? yea?"
yoongi: i cut up het fruit for next week, it's in the container if you wanna give her that for lunch love.
"yea. thank you. lia give dada kiss he's gotta go."
he smiles in her face and she blows a raspberry at him and he cringes, screwing his face up.
yoongi: what is the beef bro. why are you so mean.
