"Yoongi."
Yoongi: Yea love?
"I don't think we should have sex for a while."
Yoongi: Okay...Can I ask why?
"Because your creepy ass cousin scared the shit out of me and made me cry. I'm just uncomfortable. That was a lot. And I just don't wanna do it for a while."
Yoongi: Okay. I get that baby. I'm sorry. I really didn't know he was coming....you saw me punch him in the mouth.
"That was kinda hot...."
Yoongi: Nastyyyy.
"You're so sexy though, how can I not be?"
Yoongi: By just not being nasty.
"Shut up."
I get on top of him sitting there and he rubs my hips slowly.
Yoongi: Cute watch.
"Boy- dont act like you didn't sneak it on me."
Yoongi: Hush.
"I googled it. It's a vintage gucci 1100."
Yoongi: It is honey.
"And it has interchangeable bezels. They're in my nightstand."
Yoongi: Correct again.
"So whyd you put it on me?"
Yoongi: It's a passed down thing.
"Oh yoon no I can't-"
Yoongi: In my family, we give it to the one who we intend to make our wife. Sort of like a promise ring replacement. So you have it. And if we talk about it and have another baby, it goes to our son when he starts dating.
"Have you ever given it to someone before me?"
Yoongi: No. Nothings ever felt this right.
"I love you."
Yoongi: I love you too.
"Wait, does your brother have one? Since you're both boys?"
Yoongi: Mhm. His wife has it. They haven't given it to han yet which tells me all this dating stuff he talks about is a total secret.
"Yea."
yoongi: since we're on the topic...i have baby fever. like horrifically.
"why?"
yoongi: they needed me present on a c section....and oh my god birth is so beautiful it might just be that i'm a medical weirdo but i want that for us so bad....and then i was still on the maternity floor. all the babies! and then i had to go to the nicu! it was so bad. i went back to my office and watched baby videos for like an hour. so. you take that information in your head. and don't say anything until you know you're ready for another because it's your body that contorts and grows and stuff. i just have to nut and pay for stuff.
"okay....well first of all c sections are ugly as hell! so it's cause you're a medical weirdo, i'd understand it more if you had to be in on a vaginal birth....cause i've seen one and i wanted a baby after because i wanted to create life. just did that shit with the wrong person. PLUS I DIDNT EVEN WANNA FUCK! but yea. we can talk about it more. like as a super serious conversation rather than your admittance of baby fever. okay love?"
yoongi: okay. let's talk now.
"well we're not having sex....at least at night."
yoongi: okay. that's valid and makes sense.
