once upon a time, there was Mike Dirnt and his wife, Billie Joe Armstrong and their beloved child Tre. Meanwhile, The Weezers were creating destruction. They found a group of aliens, sent them to the blue album blue dimention/void with their weezer rays, and stole their ufo. They spray painted the ufo to make it look like the blue album. They also went around abducting innocent bands like the blink 182 family.
Sadly, Mark Hoppus' wife, Tom DeLonge decided to join The Weezers and help them abduct people and bands. The Weezers gave him a weezer ray. Before long, Tom became the lead of the ufo and to celebrate, they all went to attempt to abduct the Green Day family.
As soon as the weezer ufo hovered over their house it was time. The ufo stairs lowered into the back yard as smoke disprersed from the entrance.
Tre was outside leaping around gracefully with a strand of toilet paper he once stole from a hippie. Tom descended in his evil weezer blue album blue villan cape, carrying four cartons of eggs with two extra. He then deepthroated them in front of Tre as The Weezers descended.
Tre ran inside to tell Mike and Billie. As soon as they came out Tom was aiming his weezer ray at them and said they have one minute before The Weezers will abduct them.
Billie had a long flashback and just before the minute was over he ran inside then came back out with one of his guitars, not Blue thank God. He destroyed The Weezers and Mike joined in. Tom came out from behind the stairs with the Extra Super Extreme Double Evil weezer ray.
At this point Billie and Mike had no weapons and Tom shot them with the weezer ray and all the weezers revived because theyre immortal. Billie, Mike and Tre were all now in the weezer ufo and when everyone was assembled in the ufo Tom gave his evil speech.
