Dec's Daughter 2

Ant Vs Dec Vs The Audience (2022)

Charlie and Stephen are in their shared dressing room just getting ready for the Ant Vs Dec.

Charlie" I am excited for this, it's going to be so much fun"

Stephen" Me too, have you seen my costume"

Charlie" No but I expect it will blow my mind"

Stephen" Shut up"

He then comes back with a suit that suggests he is going to be dressed like Donald Trump.

Charlie*laughs* Oh my god, I'm not saying anything, let me just say I am not dressing up like that, I'll dress in normal clothes.

Stephen*rolls his eyes* I know, I know, come here"

They both decide to have a cuddle together since they had finished with rehearsals. They sat cuddled on the sofa.

Stephen" Love you"

Charlie" Love you"

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Stephen" Welcome back to Ant Vs Dec Vs the audience and now as you can see I am towering above the audience as I am the official adjudicator"

Charlie" Now if you don't know what that is just look it up in the dictionary like Stephen did"

Ant and Dec chuckle.

Ant" Nice one little D

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Dec" Okay Stephen you may continue"

Stephen" Okay, where was I, oh yes, now as you can see the audience have been split into Team Ant"

Charlie" And Team Dec, they have their keypads and their team colours"

Stephen" So me and Charlie are going to ask questions and you and your teams will give us the answer"

Charlie" There is literally a hundred points up for grabs here"

Dec eyes the audience a sneaky plan already in mind. He makes eye contact with his daughter and both sport a cheeky grin.

Stephen" Okay are we ready?"

Ant" Come on Team Ant!"

Dec" Come on Team Dec!"

Both Ant and Dec start cheering for their team.

Stephen" Okay, so here we go your first question is inspired by you Nicholas, now we know that every time you go for a sit down wee, that your dog likes to climbs into your underpants, now I don't know what is scarier, the fact that you're pretending you are just doing a sit down wee or you are taking the photo, so because of man's best friend here comes your first question"

Stephen" What percentage of UK Households own a dog, is it A. 20%, B. 33% or C your time starts now"

All the audience from Team Ant and Team Dec start screaming and shouting answers. Ant and Dec try to get all the answers locked in before time runs out.

Stephen" Ant what did you put?"

Ant" Oh did I get it in time, I went for C"

Stephen" Dec what did you go for?"

Dec" Well I was going to to go for B but my side of the audience told me to go for C, so I've gone for C"

Stephen" The answer is B"

Dec leans back in defeat thinking that he was going to B. They then show a graphic on the screen which shows that Dec's side of the audience get the most They asked a women to stand up.

Charlie" So we know that while your husband sleeps next to you, you have a picture of David Beckham beside you, so relating to golden balls, how many matches are played within a premier leauge season, is it A. 310 B. 340 or C. 380"

The audience start shouting again and Ant and Dec decide what they are going to go for?"

Ant" I'm going for C"

Charlie" Ant what did you go for?"

Ant makes a C with his hands three times.

Ant" Well I was going C and they were going C, so I went with C"

Charlie" Dad what did you for?"

Dec" Well I was trying to do the maths in my head and the realised I am awful at Maths, so I went with C like the audience said"

Charlie" Well I know where my difficulty of maths comes from, the answer was C, now let's see who is in the lead"

They show a graphic and it shows that Ant is in the lead with 193 while Dec is on 133"

Stephen" Okay, now this next round is where we get physical the boys will wear basketball hoops and how ever many they catch will all add up to the teams scores"

Charlie" That's right Stephen, the balls are all worth a massive 100 points, so Ant are you ready?"

Ant" I'm ready Little D"

Charlie" Dad are you ready?"

Dec" I was born ready"

Charlie" Go!"

All the red and blue balls descend from the ceiling and the audience start chucking them at Ant and Dec who start catching them in their baskets, they both manage to catch loads before the Klaxzon sounds.

Stephen" And we are out of time, go back to your seats and we shall count how many you both have"

Ant and Dec make their way back their seats ready to count their balls.

Charlie" Okay, so dad we will start with you, all the balls count as 100 points"

Dec" You ready?"

Dec starts counting chucking the balls out as he goes, when he starts getting to the end the basket falls over and he desparetly tries to count the rest, he ends up with 23"

Charlie" Okay, so that's 23"

Stephen" Ant your turn"

Ant" Okay are you ready?"

Ant starts counting his balls chucking them just like Dec did but his manage to stay in the basket, he ends up at thirty and puts his hands up in celebration.

Ant" Yes, yes, yes"

Stephen" Okay so if we add all the scores up, Ant you got 3193"

Charlie" And dad you got 2733"

Stephen" So the winner this week is ANT!!!!"

All Ant's side of the audience keep yelling in celebration, confetti falls from the ceiling and music plays.

Ant" Yes come on Team Ant, Come on Team Ant, commiserations to Team Dec.

Both shake hands.

Dec" Okay, so let's Stephen Mulhern and my daughter!"

The audience then start cheering Stephen and Charlie's names.

They come off stage and Charlie starts jumping up and down.

Charlie" That was so much fun"

The runners and Stephen smile at Charlie.

Stephen" It was wasn't it"

Story Notes
So I think everyone had fun in that chapter. You could tell Charlie was excited.

Authors Notes.
I hope you loved that! If you could let me know what you think in the comments it would be much appreciated.

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