Dec's Daughter 2

Ant VS Dec (Quazetball) (2021)

Charlie was standing with Stephen they were getting ready for Ant vs Dec.

Stephen" Are you excited for Ant Vs Dec?"

Charlie" I am always excited for Ant Vs Dec"

Stephen" I take it you are not going to dress up, you never do"

Charlie" I'm just not a dressing up person I'll leave that to you, what is your costume this week"

Stephen then goes to the wardrobe and pulls out his costume, it is a basketball players body suit with a six pack. He then shows the stilts he is going to stand on.

Charlie" Oh yeah, this can't go wrong at all"

Stephen" Look I practised it a lot and I only nearly fell over twice"

Charlie" I know I was there, you are crazy Stephen"

Stephen" I know but's that why you love me right"

Charlie" Of course"

Both kiss each other.

Stephen" So what are you wearing?"

Charlie" Most likely a basketball uniform like dad and Ant"

Stephen" You know I'm not sure I have ever seen you wear a dress"

Charlie" And you might not, I'm not the sort of girl, who wears dresses, it doesn't feel right"

Stephen" That's okay"

Charlie" That's another reason I like Ant Vs Dec I can wear what I want"

Stephen*smiles*

Ant" Okay welcome back to your Saturday Night Takeaway and it's time for.....

The drum noises sound.

Stephen and Charlie" Ant Vs Dec!"

Ant" Ladies and Gentlemen, Stephen Mulhern and Charlie Donnelly"

Stephen stands on some stilts wearing a basketball suit with a six pack, Charlie who hates heights is dressed in basketball uniform but is on the floor trying to hold Stephen. Stephen also holds a basketball and pretends to be spinning it, he then holds it sideways and chucks it out of shot. Ant,Dec and Charlie start chuckling as well as the audience. Ant stands with a shirt on that reads Mcpartlin Magpies and Dec stands with a shirt that reads Donnelly Dunkers

Charlie" Why don't I focus on the talking and you can focus on standing"

Ant" Stephen not talking that will be a first"

Dec" He can't go five minutes without talking"

Charlie" Now we did a virtual poll earlier to see who the viewers thought might win and 51% said Dad"

Dec" Ooo, I like the sound of that"

Charlie" Now after playing hide and seek and footy putty we decided that we would be more serious and that is why..."

The audience chuckles.

Charlie" Hang on you are ahead of me here, now you will both take it in turns to stand on the revolving platform and see how many basketballs you an get in the basket while you answer questions, okay so dad you are first you want to hop on the platform"

Dec" Sure"

Dec hops up on the platform and grabs a basket ball from the trolley.

Charlie" Okay so Stephen controls the platform so I wouldn't wind him up, so I'll ask the questions first, ready dad"

Dec" I'm ready, go for it"

Charlie" Karen Brady is Lord Sugar's right hand woman but what football team is she Vice Chairman of, West Ham, Norwich City or Aston Villa, oh he nearly got that in, he is going to go with West Ham, he has to get it in though to get the point"