Before you decide this book isn't for you, take into account that this is Izuku's POV, and his head is kinda fucked up at this stage. It may not be exactly coherent right now, but you'll see.
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Deku POV:
SPLAT
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okay so that fucking hurt, and now I'm lying in a puddle of blood feeling no less like shit than I did half a second ago.
Am I dead
I should be dead
Ten fingers?
CHECK
Ten toes?
CHECK
two arms?
CHECK
two legs?
...
yeah about that, the computer says no.
"FUCK THIS SHIT!!!" I scream louder than intended
...
Wait am I in heaven? okay, let me just flap my devil wings for a sec.
okay so also no
...
I look over to my left trying to locate my severed leg in the dark alleyway.
wait, where is it?
It was there just then.
Am I crazy?
YES
....
wait
my leg
it's on my body again
huh
that doesn't calculate
...
Okay I'm feeling a bit dizzy rn
I think my brain cells might be reforming
I'm just gonna pass out
ok umm bye ig
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Aizawas POV:
I can hardly hear my thoughts over my gay ass Dr. Martens patting against the musty tiles. My head throbs like a thousand iron sledgehammers after pulverizing that stupid sludge villain, I reach into my pocket searching through the loose cat litter for a spare aspirin.
I finally grasp one, downing it immediately. As I walk slowly forwards I feel a yawn coming, so I sit down on the sidewalk for a bit of downtime. I'm about to nod off for a little midnight nap when I hear a piercing screech coming from a few streets away:
"FUCK THIS SHIT"
I groan dreading another hour of calling parents to inform them of their mental child, and so I lug myself back up to my feet
Just another pubescent teenager having an existential crisis.
ugh, this shit is way below my pay grade.
But then again,
Problem children are kinda my thing.
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