Was sanity an OPTION? - crack deku MHA

HOLY FUCKING BROCCOLI

(let's just pretend that class one lived in the dorms from day one at UA, Also, I'm not following the Canon dorm plan. I'm making this up as I go)

Izuku yawned widely.

He opened his eyes slightly, half expecting to see either the cobweb-filled bedroom of his old abandoned house or the blinding fluorescent lights of the hospital. But instead, he saw neither.

He pulled himself out of the bed he was lying on. The room was dark and he could only see the vague outlines of a chair and a desk in the corner of the room. 

He reached the furthest wall and found one of the curtains. He reached up and pulled them apart, cringing as he was blinded by the rising sun. Outside the window, the winding paths around the UA campus, the training fields, and most importantly the large signature skyscraper of UA high.

His room was very bland, with a  regular futon, a wooden desk, and a chair as well as a built-in closet and shelves. The walls were a boring crème, and the carpet a dull blue. But still, it was nicer than any place he remembered staying in recently.

He saw a bag sitting on the desk and remembered Aizawa mentioning vaguely that he had bought Izuku a few necessities, as well as located his cracked phone from the hospital storage facilities. 

A few years after he had been abandoned by his mother he started working for a newspaper company, delivering pamphlets to people's doors. 

This had gotten him just enough money to afford food when the going got tough, pens and an extra notebook when the few supplies in his house ran out, a very simple first aid kit to tend to Bakugo's damage, and most importantly a 3000 yen (21 US dollars) burner phone for math calculations, and getting school and work emails.

He was surprised that it had survived not only 7 years of use as well as being crushed and left in a box for a month. A good investment, really.

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He walked over to the bag and took a look inside. He was surprised to see a good mound of supplies. (Most branded with UA, because it was likely free merch, but nonetheless, free clothes)

He spread it out on the desk:

2x Basic brown shorts

2x Blue UA brand striped sweatpants

2x short sleeve shirts, one with the UA logo, the other simply saying 'shirt'

2x long sleeve shirts, UA brand

1x Black hoodie with a small UA logo

6x underwear

4x socks

1x Perfect and new replica of his red boots

At the bottom of the bag he saw his original pair of red boots, and he couldn't help but feel a smile creep onto his face. Maybe Aizawa HAD noticed how upset he was when the doctors made him take off his shoes.

There was also a notebook, pen, and water bottle in the bag. with a note seemingly from Principal Nezu reading:

Hello Izuku,

As you are aware you are being recruited to the 1A Hero course, I trust that you do not have any complaints about this.

Or else

The written and physical examination will be tomorrow, so you will have today to rest before it's your turn to shine. Yes, you must participate as it is an important part of our culture for students to show off their talents. 

Good luck,

Principal Nezu

(Ps. Aizawa tells me to mention that you should NOT under any circumstance annoy or talk to him, ever)