Was sanity an OPTION? - crack deku MHA

Not today, satan

I NEED A SHIP VOTE:

DabiDeku (Dabi and Izuku):

ShinDeku (Izuku and Shinso):

NO SHIP:

Flirty but dosen't 'end up' with anyone:

Other (please specify):

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one day after the physical exam

Izuku yawned and climbed out of bed in the dorm room.

 After the exam, he had been pushed toward recovery girl by a bunch of helpful students. Who, no matter how brave they tried to be, couldn't stop flinching at every unprecedented move he made.

Recovery Girl had looked at him up and down, given him a thumbs up, and walked away to help a student who was wailing loudly in a French accent about his stomach. 

It was the morning now and Izuku's every bone ached.

He looked around his room before throwing open the blinds, light poured int and revealed the sunny grounds outside of the dorms. 

"Perfect day for activities." he thought to himself, considering going for a run or maybe going shopping or something that regular humans do, "Nah, I'm supposed to be insane, right? Insane people don't go outside"

He decided that the most adventurous thing he would do today was walk around the dorms and maybe sneak into the school to find his future classroom.

He flung open the door to the eerily silent hallway. He traipsed to his next-door room and opened it to find that it looked exactly the same as his, and the next, and the next. 

"UGHHH" He groaned out loud, "It wasn't just me that got a boring ass room."

Sniff

There was a sound behind him, Izuku turned around to see Aizawa standing behind him looking half asleep

"OH, MY HOLY MOTHER OF BROCCOLI" Izuku exclaimed, jumping on reflex.

"You woke me up, dipshit" Aizawa deadpanned, he slid his sleeping eye mask up from over his eyes onto his forehead. Izuku giggled as he saw that pattern: Pink and full of images of cats with bow ties and mugs of coffee.

"You need to shave"

".... huh"

"You look like you just rolled out of a dumpster and into a bush of raccoons"

Aizawa blinked.

Izuku blinked.

Aizawa yawned.

"it's not my fault, kiddo. My room is pretty shit too."

Izuku laughed for a second, "Hahaha yeah, wait what did you say?"

"My room is bad?"

"No before that"

"It's not my fault?"

"NO"

Aizawa  rolled his eyes and pulled the cat themed mask back over his eyes, "I have no idea what bullshit you are going on about this time, and honestly at this point I don't know if I even trust your sanity anymore."

"You did before?!" Izuku asked in actual surprise, "Also, I am not KIDDO"

Izuku couldn't see him but he was sure that Aizawa was rolling his eyes, "No, a figure of speech. I have never in my life trusted you. You blew me up, remember!"