"One hour, hey?" Zayn asked. "Okay, we'll take it."
"So all together first, yeah?" Louis asked. The girls nodded, and the boys looked at each other.
"First," Harry said, "We want to know anything you want to tell us. Full names, birthdays, favourite colours, other random facts."
Jasi spoke first. "My name is Jasmine Mae Scott. I'm fifteen years old, and my birthday is May 10, 2000. My favourite colour is purple and my lucky number is four. I was five years old when my parents died."
"My name is Jennifer Meg Scott. I'm sixteen years old and my birthday is January 14, 1999. My lucky number is 16 and my favourite colour is blue. I was six."
"My name is Alicia Rachel Scott. I'm fourteen years old and birthday is June 4, 2001. My favourite colour is pink and my lucky number is eleven. I was four when my parents died."
"Do any of you have any medical things you want to tell us about?"
"Apart from periods? Nope."
"Boys," Louis whined. "We can ask that boring shit later. Let's find out the good stuff. Do any of you have boyfriends?"
"Fuck off, pervert," Jeni snapped. "Next question."
"Okay," Harry said, "Let's go conventional. Um... what's school like? Do you like it, how are your grades, friends, that kind of thing?"
"Well I for one fucking hate the shit out of it," Jeni volunteered. "It sucks, the teacher's a bitch, grades apparently matter more than anything and homework is a curse from the devil's asshole."
"Nope," was Jasi's simple answer.
"We've never really been to a real school," Alicia said. "It's just been the shit - crappy - bad one at the orphanage."
"Thanks for catching yourself," Liam praised her. She smiled back, and then quickly took it off of her face and looked down, embarrassed.
"How about birthdays?" Louis said.
"We've told you them already, dumbass," Jasi told him.
"No I mean, what do you want for them? Or Christmas - it's what, November already?"
"October 20th," Jasmine replied.
"Well anyway... presents?"
"I don't give a shit," they all replied together.
"What about Halloween costumes?" Liam asked.
They looked at each other.
"I'm thinking, slutty nurse."
"Black cat," Alicia said.
"Katniss Everdeen," Jasi blurted. "I mean, Satan."
"You like The Hunger Games?"
"No, I'm going as a devil."
"Is there anything that you desperately want?"
"Leather jacket," Jasi immediately said.
"Yeah, matching ones with our names on the back," Alicia said sarcastically.
"I want a puppy," Jeni said.
"Matching ones, with our names on the collars," Alicia added.
"Ooh I know, I want a laptop!"
"Matching with your names on?" Louis asked.
"Yep," Alicia said.
"Friends?" Zayn asked.
"That's not a question, Mr Ski Jump," Jeni said. "I've seen Adventurous Adventures of One Direction and I figured that he was ski jump," she added.
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One Adoption... Sorry, Direction (1D Fanfic)
Fanfiction"Do you really promise to let us stay with you?" "You live here now," Harry said, crouching down. "With us. And nothing is going to change that." "You promise?" "I promise," he whispered. ~~~~ Jennifer, Jasmine and Alicia Scott hate everything. Th...
