The truth untold

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Taehyung's Kakoatalk App – January 2016

Wednesday 13 January

Tzuyu: Oppa, did you reach home safely?

Taehyung: Yeah, thank you for checking up. Did you have a good time?

Tzuyu: I did. Thank you for tonight. Let's do it again sometime.

Taehyung: We definitely should.

Tzuyu: But you should let me pay the next time.

Taehyung: Most definitely not.

Tzuyu: Why?  🙄

Taehyung: What kind of a gentleman would I be if I made a girl pay while she's with me? My dad would disown me if I ever did that.

Tzuyu: Don't be so dramatic.

Taehyung: I'm not. That man is serious when it comes to treating women right.

Tzuyu: Fine, fine. But, someday you must let me pay. You're killing the feminist inside me.

Taehyung: Fine, someday.

Tzuyu: Not convincing enough.

Taehyung: You want me to pinky swear?

Tzuyu: That'd be better, yeah.

Taehyung: I can't find a pinky finger emoji.

Tzuyu: Just hold out your own pinky finger while you promise.

Taehyung: And you hold out yours.

Tzuyu: Okay.

Taehyung: Chou Tzuyu, I promise to tell you pay someday for a meal to save the feminist inside you...

Tzuyu: Thank you.

Taehyung: ... because that's how chivalrous I am.

Tzuyu: She's dying again.

Taehyung: Hahaha, tell her I'm kidding.

Tzuyu: *shaking my head* Did you tell your band mates that you were with me?

Taehyung: I just told them I'm getting coffee. No one suspected anything, except maybe Jimin. What did you tell your unnies?

Tzuyu: I told them that I'm meeting a childhood friend from back home. I hate lying to them.

Taehyung: Well, meeting the great and handsome Kim Taehyung comes with its costs. Like they say, no pain, no gain.

Tzuyu: I'm starting to wonder if the costs are worth it.

Taehyung: Hey, I saw how much you enjoyed those cookies. You looked like you were in heaven.

Tzuyu: I'll never get over them.

Taehyung: I'll bring some over for you soon.

Tzuyu: Are you on a mission to add saddle bags to my hips?

Taehyung: Well, your band is becoming quite a hit. I'm just taking care of the competition in my own way.

Tzuyu: Are you now? Let's see how that works, then.

Taehyung: Hahaha, I'm kidding. It just makes me happy to see you eat happily like that. I understand how annoying diets can be.

Tzuyu: Yeah, sigh. At what time do you usually sleep?