Dying Wasn't So Bad (oc x highschool DXD)

Great, Guess I'm A Stalker Now

Like stated previously, the rest of the hour was relatively boring. As it turns out, my system allows me to absorb knowledge from a book directly. So yesterday I just absorbed all of the books we were going to learn this year and now I am just waiting in class doing absolutely nothing. Honestly, I am so bored I almost regret learning all those books instantly. Emphasis on the 'almost' because I don't know about you, but learning some stupid mathematical equation for 40 minutes is worse than fighting a bunch of undead on a highly unstable bridge and that's a fact. 

Sam: "May I point out that without maths you would have most likely died on that bridge."

Alastor: 'Nooo, without chemistry and physics, I would have died on that bridge. Maths hardly played a part in it.'

Sam: "I suppose that's fair but maths is still a part of science so don't knock it yet."

Alastor: 'Yes dad.'

Sam: "I prefer daddy actually."

Alastor: 'what the fuck no, just no.'

Sam : "Why?"

Alastor: "Keep your fetish away from me ya weirdo."

Sam: "What's so wrong with this fetish."

Alastor: 'The fact you are in my head. I really don't want to imagine what your doing in there.'

Sam: "I don't have a body dumbass. What would I be doing?"

Alastor: 'fair enough I suppose. Is this period still going?'

Sam: "Do you mean the lesson or the teachers?"

Alastor: 'pffffttt, don't do that. I don't want people to think I am insane because I start laughing in the middle of class for no reason.'

Sam: "you are having a conversation with a voice in your head. Pretty sure it's too late to convince anyone you are not insane."

Alastor: 'Yeah alright I'll give you that. You're lucky the teacher didn't hear you say that joke or we would never hear the end of it.'

Sam: "Whatever, I'm going to sleep again. I'll see ya if something interesting happens."

You know, as much of an asshole as he is, he is still entertaining to talk to. Don't tell him I said that or he would never shut up about it. But yeah, my school life was extremely boring. At least for the time being. I wasn't bored for long however. Because not even 10 minutes into the next lesson I heard this.

Speaker system: "Would Alastor please report to the student council."

Alastor: 'The fuck did I do this time.'

'I swear if I have to deal with Rias because this ring didn't work I will kill everyone in the room and then myself.'

After arriving at my destination I took a deep breath and went in.

'Ok, not sure this is better to be honest.'

In the office stood none other then Sona accompanied by tsubaki and Rias the first and last of which were in an intense chess match. I say intense but it was mostly sona messing Rias up without even trying. It was actually kind of funny to see Rias get frustrated because she knows Sona is barely putting in effort. Although I was having an internal cursing spree because I didn't know what I was doing here and Rias being present didn't help my nerves at all.

Alastor: "Greetings Sona, I believe you called me here for a reason and not just so I can watch you destroy someone in chess?"

Sona: "No, I didn't call you here to watch me play chess. I actually called you here due to your conversation with tsubaki this morning. If I heard right, you had a pretty heated argument with her?"