Dying Wasn't So Bad (oc x highschool DXD)

An Unexpected Compromise

Top of the mornin to ya- Wait, no, wrong script. Uhm, let me try again. Hello everybody my name is-Fuck, wrong script again. Ok, one more time...Hello there- You know what, I give up. Welcome back folks, to whatever this is. Can you tell I'm running out of Ideas. Because even I can tell I'm running out of ideas. Where did we leave off last time? Oh, right. I was walking in a random direction. You ever notice how I tend to do that a lot? Its like I don't have a clue as to what I am doing and I am just letting luck and chance decide my fate... Saying that out loud, all the trouble I get into starts making more sense. Anyway, I ended up even deeper inside the cave and I was honestly wondering how I could still breath down there. I'll just use the good ol' magic excuse. This cave did end up being more interesting than I thought. After a certain depth, Glowing crystals started to appear on the cave walls, casting an almost ethereal glow onto the surrounding area. It would have made for a very beautiful scene had it not been for the constant fear for my life. Weird, I usually never cared about dying, guess now that I am having fun with my life, dying became more of an actual concern. Reaching a giant open chamber filled with glowing crystals and webs, I only had one thought cross my mind.

Alastor: "Boss fight incoming?"

Sam: "It do be giving those vibes."

Alastor: 'Glad to know the voice in my head agrees.'

*Before the pair of friends(?) could start mentally arguing again, a seductive voice rang out through the chamber.*

???: "Well, well, what do we have here. A little fly has wandered into my web, I wonder how you taste little fly~."

Alastor: 'I don't know who that voice belongs to and the fact I can't tell whether they are flirting with or threatening me, is worrying.' 

Alastor: "As much fun as I am sure you are having, stalking me and saying things I can very easily misinterpret, how about you come out now and save me the trouble of lighting the room on fire."

???: "FIne fine, no need to get so aggressive, although I do like that in a man~. I'll come out."

*Falling from the ceiling a couple meters in front of Alastor, was the body of a huge black spider (Because obviously), the kicker here however, was that on top of said spider body, resided the upper body of a very attractive woman. In other words, Alastor just ran into a Drider. And let's say the ara ara vibes were off the charts.*

???: "Nice to meet you, my name is Silka, a pleasure I'm sure."

Alastor: "I suppose it would be rude to not introduce myself. *bowing* The name's Alastor Attano. Nice to meet you as well.

Silka: "Oh my, and you have manners too, you certainly are quite a catch, but I have to ask, what exactly are you doing here and more importantly, how did you get here."

Alastor: "To answer your first question. I'm simply trying to find a way out of this dungeon and back to my home. Clearly I haven't completed whatever task I had to do or I wouldn't be here. As for the second one. A couple spiders dragged me further into this place and I used these wonderful things called legs to walk the rest of the way. I'm not sure if you'll mind, but I have been killing a couple of your children while on the way. Specifically the acidic ones."

Silka: "Those sick creatures deserve what came to them."

Alastor: "...You are aware that you're also a spider right?"

Silka: "Of course I am. But those green creatures aren't my own kin. There is an invader in my home and they have taken to creating these abominations using my children."