Ah, welcome back, good to see you. Come 'round, come 'round. If you're new here, I would have to wonder why the fuck you decided to start at this part instead of the beginning, but hey, you do you I guess. Its not my problem if you'll be more confused than a caveman in an elevator. For those who have read the previous part but happen to have the memory of a senile gold fish, allow me to recap the end of the previous chapter. Basically, I am stubborn and refuse to accept that I am afraid of spiders and decide to go into a dungeon that will most likely scar me for life all under the pretence that gamers mind will prevent me from having a mental breakdown. Surprisingly it did prevent the mental breakdown but sadly not the fear or disgust at my current situation. But I have spoken for long enough, lets get to it.
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*After being transported, Alastor found himself in what can only be described as a horror movie scene. He found himself standing in the middle of a large cavern covered in webs and the occasional patch of moss, which wasn't surprising to him seeing as spider monsters in fantasy worlds usually stay in caves. What was a bit more disturbing was the unholy amount of desecrated corpses scattered around. undoubtedly the victims unfortunate enough to run into this place. But the thing that creeped him out to no end was the never ending feeling of being watched. It sent off all the alarms in his head and knowing what the things that were watching him were, made it even worse. Before Alastor could have his breakdown Gamers Mind kicked in and prevented this. The feeling of fear remained however and it was at that point that Alastor knew, he fucked up.*
'Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I didn't think of what would happen if my theory was incorrect. Now I have to deal with my worst fucking nightmare. Ok now, calm down, I have played enough skyrim to know that spiders aren't that big of a deal when you have magic. I just have to channel my inner dragonborn and burn everything to the ground.'
Sam: "than you better open up the shop and get some fire spells before one of the spiders here decides you look like a good snack."
Alastor: "Fuck off I don't have time for your shit."
Sam: "Then it's a shame I ain't giving you a choice."
Alastor: "Just be quiet for once!"
Sam: "Yeah sure shout a bit louder why don't you? That won't attract attention or anything."
*As if on cue, Alastor heard a a screech and the rapid pattering of multiple feet. This being a clear indication of what was to come, Alastor resorted to doing what every arachnophobe would do in this situation. That being turning in the opposite direction of the noise and fucking booking it.*
'I wish I could go back in time and punch myself in the face before I made a decision this stupid. Actually now that I think about it I could probably get a power like that later.'
Sam: "Assuming you don't die that is."
Alastor: 'Not helping.'
Sam: "Fine, you want some help I'll give it to you."
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Alastor: 'Are you trying to tell me you could have done that all along?'
Sam: "Yeah?"
Alastor: 'WHY AM I ONLY GETTING THIS NOW?!'
Sam: "How did you just scream in your thoug-never mind, the answer is because you never needed it before."

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