What's up fuckers!!
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Did I come off too strong? Ah whatever, I don't really care. Welcome back folks, hope you're excited for this part because I sure am. I mean, past me certainly wasn't but current me? ohohoh boy, strap in for this one. Anyway, I'm out of things to say so I'll let the other narrator take over, she does a better job at explaining fights anyway. Oh wait, spoiler I guess. There is a fight. And it's not a verbal one with Sam for once, although that will probably also happen considering the relationship me and him share. And no, sorry to disappoint, we aren't gay for each other. We are simply best friends. I would say brothers, but he is a part of me so I don't think that term can be used. Anyway, I'm getting off topic, enjoy.
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*Continuing from where we left off, Alastor decided to take a minute to collect his nerves and hype himself up. He might not show it but he is still terrified of spiders and is really trying not to have a nervous breakdown. Still, he persevered and decided to open the door the only acceptable way for this situation.*
Alastor: "FBI, OPEN UP!" *Kicks open the door*
Sam: "And you said Issei doesn't know what stealth and subtlety is. Hypocrite much?"
Alastor: "Oh don't worry, I know what it is, I simply don't care."
Sam: "The fact you are still alive amazes me."
Alastor: "Then that makes 2 of us."
*deciding to stop messing around, Alastor stopped responding to Sam and used the mark on his hand to activate dark vision. He really didn't feel like getting ambushed at the moment. When he did this however, all confidence he had was thrown in a trash can, lit on fire, shoved into a safe and then shot straight into the sun with a really big cannon. The reason for this was that in front of him was the textbook definition of a final boss. I should mention that Silka was by this point the biggest spider he had seen. She was about 3 meters tall and 6 meters long. But she was made to look like a damn baby in comparison to the absolute fucking unit of a spider Alastor was currently staring at. This, thing, was easily 9 meters in height, and more than 13 meters in length. And this was just an estimate, it could be even bigger. Its size wasn't the main problem though, that would be the fact that this things chelicerae were horribly mutated, instead of fangs they looked like someone took a yautja's mandibles, dipped it in acid, made it get a nice massage on a grindstone and glued the disfigured mandibles back on with some more acid. Not to mention this thing had SIX OF EM! The inside of its face wasn't even a mouth, it was just a big hole with countless rows of teeth and all these appendages were dripping poison onto the floor. meanwhile the sickly green and yellow eyes kept themselves trained on Alastors movement at all times.*
*If Alastor wasn't intimidated before he certainly was when it opened its mandibles further and made a low rumbling noise reminiscent of a growl. Gamers mind realised that it should probably do its job and quickly calmed Alastor down. Deciding he wasn't just gonna stand there and be intimidated he pulled out his saber and once again fell back into the dishonored pose, Making his fist glow with the power of the void and his eyes started glowing a brighter red behind the masks eye holes because he let some of his magic lose too. The two opponents kept the stare down going for a little while, both daring the other to make the first move. After about 10 seconds both combatants decided to move, the spider shot out a web from its mouth(because of course it can do that) and Alastor quickly ducked down while shooting a fireball back at the spider. The spider being a lot more agile than its size would suggest, jumped out of the way in the nick of time. The web it had shot latched onto the ground behind Alastor and with an incredible speed the spider reeled the web that was still attached to its mouth back in and shot itself in Alastor direction, Al already seeing this was able to unclench his fist just in time to blink past the spider before he got bit, with his blade still in the back hand position he even managed to slightly cut the side of the spiders abdomen.*
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