Teaching = Torture (For The Student)

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Hey there, Glad to see you back. And to all the sadists that where looking forward to this part, feel free to kick back and enjoy.  Now lets see where I put our least favourite perv. Because Lubbock is the best perv and you wil not change my mind.

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Issei :"YOUR INSANE!!"

Alastor: "How so?"

Issei: "RUNNING AWAY FROM A HORDE OF ZOMBIES ISN'T TRAINING!!"

Alastor: "Yes it is, it's good Cardio."

Issei:"I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET!!"

Alastor: "Then you'd best not slow down. They seem to be rather hungry. Also, didn't I say that I wouldn't tolerate any complaints about my methods?"

Issei: "I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOUR METHODS ,I AM QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY, WHICH IS FAIR GAME!"

Alastor: "There isn't a whole lot to question to be honest. Mainly because I am completely sane as far as I'm aware. And before I forget, stop yelling. You are just attracting more of them with all of the noise you are making."

Issei: "Why are you only saying this now?!"

Alastor: "Because I enjoy watching you dig your own grave. Oh, and before I forget, we are going to have to kill these things so you better get ready."

Issei: "How am I supposed to do that."

Alastor: "Well I'm just going to slice and dice my way to victory. But I guess finding a place to awaken your sacred gear would be preferable."

Issei: "No shit sherlock."

Alastor: "Glad to know my sass is rubbing off on you. Now I just need to purge the pervert from you and you'll be a force to be reckoned with once we are done."

Issei: "*panting*, How much longer?"

Alastor: "I think I see an alley where we can lose them."

Issei: "OH SHIT, THERE IS A WEIRD DEFORMED ONE COMING."

Alastor: "What are you tal- OH SHIT THAT'S A VOLATILE, FUCKING HUSTLE ISSEI."

Issei: "AHHHHHH!!!"

3 HOURS LATER

Alastor: "I think we lost em."

Issei: "Is this what you always do when you train?"

Alastor: "Pretty much, only I tend to use stealth when I come here."

Issei: "Why didn't you use that approach this time then?"

Alastor: "Call it a hunch, but I don't think you and stealth mix very well."

Issei: "What gave you that idea?"

Alastor: "Well for starters, you are impulsive,hot headed, loud, easily freaked out and against killing. Not to mention you get distracted at the first sign of something lewd appearing in front of you. THAT, is why I don't think stealth will work for you."

Issei:"Hey, I'm not that bad!"

Alastor: "...I rest my case."

Issei:"Damn it."

Alastor: "Now enough messing around. Let's awaken that sacred gear of yours."

Issei: "How do we do that."

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