Dying Wasn't So Bad (oc x highschool DXD)

Achievement Unlocked: Arachnophobia

Greetings, dear reader. It has been a while hasn't it? Or perhaps you read the previous chapter approximately 8 seconds ago. Either way, you are quite welcome here. If you were wondering, yes, it is I, Alastor, speaking to you because I have shattered the fourth wall into a bazillion pieces with the power of bullshit. Now before we continue my wonderful journey on the path of life, let me quickly tell you that you really need to clean your room. Seriously, clean your room, take a shower and make yourself look like you didn't just crawl out of hell's sewage drain. If you don't, be prepared to stay single the rest of your life and for all the Aromantics among you. Your friends would also appreciate you not smelling like satan's anus, so keep that in mind. Anywho, on with the story, now where did I leave off again? Ah yes, Introducing Issei to a certain spider friend of mine. Lets see how that went shall we?

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BACK IN THE PARK

Issei: "Spiders? Why would I be scared of spiders when they are too small to do anything to me? I know which spiders are venomous in Japan so I never really paid it much mind."

Alastor: "Oh, good. That makes this a lot easier."

Issei: "Makes what easier?"

Alastor: "Don't worry about it. Just grab onto my shoulder so we can go."

Issei: "Ok, if you say so."

*And so, once Issei grabbed onto Alastors shoulder, he selected to go back into the spider dungeon so they could continue training. I would also be lying if I said that Alastor didn't miss Silka a little bit. Not that he would ever admit it of course. Male pride is a fragile thing, don't want to damage it by showing positive feelings or emotions do we?*

Alastor: "Alright, here we are."

Issei: "Uhm teach, where are we?"

Alastor: "My friends home and your training ground for the evening."

Issei: "Your friend lives in a cave? Why would he live here?"

Alastor: "Yes, they do live in a cave and my friend is a woman Issei."

Issei: "A woman?! Is she hot?! Does she have big boobs?! Is she interested in joining my harem?"

Alastor: "Yes it's a woman, by some standards yes, as much as it pains me to say it yes and If she did join it would be short lived. Now don't make anymore inappropriate comments directed at my friends thank you."

Issei: "Oh, ok, sorry teach, are we gonna go meet her now?"

Alastor: "Yeah, I'm just waiting for our guide."

Issei: "Guide?"

Alastor: "Yep. Wait, I think I hear them coming."

*Indeed he did. He could already hear the pit pattering of several legs coming closer. While he already knew what was coming and was relatively calm, Issei was a different story.*

Issei: "What is that noise, because I think I just saw that shadow move."

Alastor:  "Our guide of course."

*As if on cue a spider dropped down from the ceiling right in front of Alastor and Issei. It screeched for a second but then stopped and looked to be inspecting the duo. Once it realised who Alastor was it quickly went up to him and made some weird cooing noise as if excited to see him again. It appeared that it wasn't just the spider that recognised the individual in front of it.*