Dying Wasn't So Bad (oc x highschool DXD)

Blood And Feathers

You're back? Great, I'm honestly wondering why anyone is still here but I guess we all have our own tastes. Now, last time I promised that I would tell you guys more of what happened when I got involved with the plot and I suppose it's about time I make good on that promise isn't it? So here, I present to you, the plot. And it's not just boobs like it is in the anime.

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So there I was, on a peaceful morning. Wrapped up snugly in my mountain of blankets and pillows, comfortable and happy. I might have been awake, but I was having a great time simply staring up at my ceiling while I took in the soft sensations of my bed. It was a rather nice bed by the way. Kingsize with several blankets stacked on top of each other covering everything but my head, and even that was a little bit covered. The blankets were all different colours too. Was it a good decision to make all of them different dark colours like red, purple, maroon blue and black? No, of course not, but I loved them all anyway. I mean, sure, anyone who walked into my room would Immediately question my taste in style... And perhaps my sanity but that was for different reasons. I'll just say that the red blanket wasn't always red. What's that? You want to know what happened to it? As much as I would hate to tell you, I'll just save that story for another time. Now where was I? Ah yes, a peaceful morning, nothing could ruin the serenity that I was experiencing at the time... Except my fucking roommate.

Sam: "Hey, wake up, you have school soon."

Alastor: "So what, I can teleport through a shadow if I need to. Not to mention that I can run a lot faster than before due to my physical stats increasing."

Sam: "I thought we were going to watch Issei today because there is a high chance that Rias will call for him."

Alastor: "I guess I could just skip class to watch what happens to Issei today."

Sam: "Do you have a death wish? Sona will skin you alive if she finds out that you skipped school."

Alastor: "I can lie."

Sam: "Not well enough to get away with it."

Alastor: "You underestimate my power."

Sam: "Don't try it." 

Alastor: "Nah, I won't. It didn't end well for Anakin either when he decided to push his luck."

Sam: "So then, what are we doing?"

Alastor: "I'll just go to the bathroom and hide in the shadows I guess."

Sam: "And if you're discovered?"

Alastor: "Guess I'll die."

Sam: "Sounds like a plan."

Alastor: "Really?"

Sam: "No!"

Alastor: "oh, now I'm sad."

Sam: "You are?"

Alastor: "Nope, couldn't care less. Now let's get to school."

AT KUOH ACADEMY

I finally arrived at the school and was even a little earlier today. The reason for this was because I had to figure some things out. Mainly how I would be able to verify if Issei entered Rias' cul- I mean family. Now, I could try the old bathroom trick but I'm pretty sure most teachers are familiar with it and won't let me get away with it. Skipping would be a death sentence if Sona caught me in the act. Seriously, the show did a really poor job of portraying just how seriously she takes her job and other people's education. At this point I'm wondering if she even has hobbies outside of just following people around and judging their work ethic. In all fairness however, I could just be salty because I already know she is going to be horribly discontented with mine. Sadly, while I was imagining the amount of complaints Sona was going to launch at me later, the bell rang and I was forced to go to class without an actual plan. Guess I'm winging it then.