Tommyinnit Angst/Fluff one shots

86. pat (PF)

Tommy pats all of his friends but when he meets Wilbur is real life he realizes that he's not tall enough to easily pat him.

Setting: Wilbur's office

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Tommy's point of view*

I've finally met the tall son of a bastard. I wonder if he'll let me pat him...

"Wilbur, Wilbur, Wilbur!" I shout while jumping in excitement "What, child." I am not a fucking child "Can I pat you?"

His face turned from fake irritation to confusion and then to a 'What the fuck!?' Face real fast "Like a fucking dog!? Hell no!"

This fucking idiot. "No, I mean P - A - T. Not P - E - T. They are two completely different things and I can't believe you would confuse the two"

He looked at me for a few seconds then rolled his eyes as he said "Fine, but be quick."

Wilbur's point of view*

I knew it. He was just a clingy little shit all this time. But I guess I'll let him have it this time

I sigh and say as I role my eyes with a small smile on my face "Fine, but be quick."

His eyes widened and he gripped his hands in fists while banging then together in the air.

I was about to ask until I remembered that he does this when excited

He reaches his hand out to pat me but can't reach

Oh right

I'm an entire foot and eight inches taller than him

He tries again to no avail and whined "Why are you so fucking tall you fucking piece of shit! Why don't you just die!"

"You're so over dramatic," I sit in my chair and continue "hurry up before I start stream"

Soon after I said that I felt something on my head. It wasn't what I expected because Niki does it too but that's when she's pissed off at me and it's basically a slap to my head

However this is softer. Had Niki really been patting me as hard as she can? Rude much.

Time skip

Okay, it's been thirty minutes

This is getting slightly annoying. "Tommy, I'm starting stream. You should probably stop."

"M'kay"

He didn't stop. How is he not tired? Shouldn't he be tired after more than thirty minutes of repeatedly moving his hand up and down without a break?

I sigh and start stream. It's not like he's going to stop any time soon

"Wilby, it hurts so muuuuuuch" "......First of all, did you call me Wilby AGAIN!?" "NO!" "Yeah, sure sure. Anyways, two. Second of all, IF YOU'RE TIRED THEN JUST STOP!"

"Hmmmmmm.....nope. I have too much energy and you're my energy outlet. Good luck getting out of this." "I started stream"

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A few seconds of silence, other than the noise of those stupid pats, and then the pats started getting harsher. More like Niki's. "Ow ow ow ow" "WELCOME TO THE STREAM BOYS! WE'VE GOT THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE THAT LET ME HIT HIM SO I'LL JUST CONTINUE THROUGHOUT IT THROUGHOUT THIS STREAM!"

How did he distract them that easily? "HOLY FUCKING OW! WHAT THE HELL!?" HOW WERE THE OTHER ONES SO SOFT WHEN HE CAN DO THIS!?

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