Tommyinnit Angst/Fluff one shots

(PF)100.The definition of Omnisexual, described by a pansexual.

This is a conversation on what me and my friend had over the phone. Isn't my definition just so right, Starri-Sky ?

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I'm done with everything. We've literally had this conversation 2 times already.

"So I'm either Pan, Omni, or Bi. Why are sexualities so hard!" Tubbo looked like he was in agony. I was worse.

"TUBBO! How many times do I have to say that you are not Pan." I have to be quick before he thinks I was being offensive.

"You. Care. About. Gender. The definition of Pansexual is literally gender fucking blind. YOU SIMP OVER SO MANY PEOPLE!" It's fine and all, to be confused, but not after having his BEST FRIEND be pansexual and me constantly telling him that I don't give a shit, where as he has always had a preference for his own gender. Especially when they've already agreed that Tubbo is not pansexual.

Tubbo looked at me with a smile. A. Fucking. Smile. "Huh. Yeah, I guess so. Thanks!" I let out a long and loud groan. I bet that we'll have the same conversation in less than two weeks.

"But now it is Omnisexual vs Bisexual. What's the difference?" He's going to kill me by asking questions so much. And I would have said that I'm not his Google, but his mom has the timer for the apps. Only 55 minutes a day. So, in a sense, I'm his temporary Google until his mom can be as cool as Phil and let him have no limits.

I was about to get my phone, but I'm too lazy to open my bag. I've read it many times. Omnisexual is caring about genders.

I've got an example!

"Okay, so, basically, the definition of Omnisexual is 'Oooo~ you female mwah mwah mwah'. Pansexual is just not giving a shit."

There was silence. Why is Tubbo being quiet? I gave him an accurate example, didn't I?

"WHAT!? TOMMY, WHAT THE FUCK!?" It turns out that Tubbo can't stop laughing for the life of him. Asshole.

I hit the poor baby Tubso on his head multiple times. That should teach him a lesson.

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ABANDON ALL ATTEMPTS!

I REPEAT

ABANDON ALL ATTEMPTS!

WE'VE GOT A FUCKING FERAL TUBBO WHO IS TWISTING THE CRAP OUT OF MY ARM RIGHT NOW! TELL ME WIFE I-

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Why did I say, "Oooo~ you female mwah mwah mwah"? I don't know. It's not that I knew it. Whenever the words oo~ come out of my mouth, everything goes wrong.

Also, I got covid last week. There is so much work I have to do (as well as projects for 6 of my 7 classes), so fuck.

I hope none of you get covid either!

And this is the second time I got covid. The last time was this year too. Sometime in January.