Tommyinnit Angst/Fluff one shots

80. "WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SIX CHILDREN HERE!?" (PF)

You guys deserve some fluff

Tommy and Tubbo steal six children off of the streets in one day but some how they are all from seperate families and at seperate times.

Names:

Benson

Clementine

Michael

Oswald

Henry

Shroud

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Tommy's point of view*

"WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SIX CHILDREN HERE!?" 

Okay

Maybe it was wrong for me to take four children off of the streets especially when one of them is a seven month old

And maybe, just maybe, from an outsider's prospective it seems like I was a criminal kidnapping children

But this isn't my fault. Tubbo is the one who got us caught by tryinh to claim Oswald as his own

Phil took a deep breathe before camly saying and rephrasing his previous question "Tommy and Tubbo." He said in a sicking sweet voice that made me know I was in trouble "Would you two care to explain why you were fighting over a child and there are five other children watching?"

That sounded more like a demand than a question "Big maaaaan...." I tried to think of a good excuse but ended up yelling "IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT! HE SAID HE FOUND OSWALD FIRST BUT HE'S A LIAR! PLUS, HE'S ALREADY GOT TWO KIDS, HE DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER ONE!" instead

Tubbo snapped his head to look at me and said "Ex-fucking-scuse me! I don't need another one!? You're the one who fucking has three kids and won't let me make it even! You're such a selfish prick!"

"Yeah, I'm the selfish prick. If you get the three then you'll be in a family of five! If I take four and you take two then it'll be fair. Sure mine will be five and yours would be four but boob is like two people in one so you get five and I get five"

We continued arguing back and forth for a few minutes until Phil slammed his fist on the table which made me stop to see why Phil did it "Now that I've finally gotten your attention, you will be to return those children to their families right fucking now before the police come here"

My eyes widened and I knew exactly what to do

I turned my head back to Tubbo for confirmation and he nodded

I looked Phil straight in the eyes and said "But...but they are my ch-children" Making sure that my voice was cracking

His face softened but he looked like we couldn't change his mind

It was hard to resist smirking at his confidence. I will have so much fun breaking that into pieces and seeing the shock on his face when he finds out that our saddness was all a lie

Wait now I sound like a manipulative fucker

Who cares

I see Tubbo do the same and his eyes barely start to water as he is saying "I-I already named them...the piglin is Michael and the ducky is Benson! Please let us keep them! Please!"

Pffft

Amateur. I'm already having tears fall down

Phil looks at us with wide eyes and freezes for a second as if thinking if this was a trick or not

He ends up hugging me and Tubbo at the same time. We glare at each other through our tears but our faces light up at Phil's comment "Boys.....you can keep them bu-"

Tubbo and I squeal before he could finish and we wiggle our way out of the hug while jumping up and down "REALLY!?"

He chuckled at my, as an old man like himself would call it, enthusiasm and said "Yes, but that is as long as you two take care of them. And propery. They may be hybrids but that doesn't mean you can treat them like trash" Tubbo and I nodded in understanding and instantly ran to our children.

I think Phil forgot we're just 12. We don't know how to fucking take care of children

Idiot

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