Partners in Crime (Cartman x m reader)

Chapter 1

I'm y/n, a 9th grader. I live in South Park, Colorado. I have a few friends and live with my mom. Life isn't too bad but my grades suck ass and my mom sometimes will ground me for that. It makes sense but still it's annoying.
I walked to the bus stop. There wasn't much else for me to do. School was boring as fuck. Mostly because I had lost a bet to Cartman and I had to be his slave for 3 months. We don't talk about what the bet was.
Anyway I see Kenny with a playboy magazine in his hand. Poor little dude can't even go on pornhub. I walked up to him.
"Kenny, you wanna see some really good shit?" I asked him as I pulled out my phone. He nodded. I pulled up google and searched pornhub. He didn't hesitate to look over. Honestly I don't watch porn that much. Don't wanna ruin the real thing for me.
If that even happens. Everyone here sucks ass. Especially Cartman, I hate him. He is so annoying and steals all my jokes. Now he controls me. It fucking sucks. Where the fuck even is he? I look over at Kenny who stole my phone.
"Ken, where is Cartman?" I asked him while waiting for the bus.
"Why do you wanna know?" He said, muffled by his parka.
"He's always here before me. Maybe something is wrong?" I told him I was a little worried. I like being a shithead to that fatass.
"OoOooOh you have a crush?" Kenny said as he looked right into my eyes.
"EWW WHAT THE FUCK KENNY NO!?" I yelled at him. Why would he even say that? I don't, that's so weird. He's not my type no one in this stupid town is my type.
"Kenny I'm not gay we have been through this." I said annoyed.
"Then why is your pornhub search history all gay porn." He waved my phone in my face.
"AHH- what?!" I grabbed my phone.
"Yea you're gay" He said as he folded his arms.
"Well, no more pornhub for you." I smirked and put my phone in my pocket. He started crying. I don't hate Kenny but he can be really annoying sometimes.
Just then Cartman walked up to us.
"Oh look who it is Eric Cartman" I said to him rolling my eyes.
"Oh y/n guess what I got." He said as he was holding something behind his back.
"What is it this time?" I was anticipating for him to move his arm.
"You have to act like my pet cat for the rest of the day." He said while he moved his arm to reveal gray cat ears and a tail.
"Why?" I yelled at him.
"Kitty shut up!" He bonked me on the head. Cartman put the cat ears and tail on me. The stupid thing was that he had a leash too. Who takes their cats on walks. Anyway he put the leash on me and we walked onto the bus.
"Cartman why would you put Y/n on a leash?" Stan asked, confused.
"He's my slave so I'm making the best of it." Cartman said.
"It seems like you have a crush on him." Kyle interrupted. Cartman's face went red. I looked away. Why was I blushing now? He sucks. I could never like him. I mean he is kinda cute. He's also funny. Dude what the fuck is wrong with me?
Cartman, really Y/n?! Could I be more stupid? I looked at Kyle and stuck out my tongue.
"Good kitty," Cartman said as he patted my head. What the fuck. He pulled the leash and we sat down. I looked down as people laughed around me. This was so fucking embarressing.
"Did you really have to do THIS?" I whispered to him.
"Cats can't talk dumbass." He snapped back at me. Great, now I can't even talk. This is going to be the worst day ever.