Partners in Crime (Cartman x m reader)

Chapter 7

I knew Cartman wasn't gay I just wanted to piss him off. When I walked out of the bathroom Bebe was there. I was going to get my ass kicked. Whatever it was worth it. Bebe slapped me.
I had an idea though. In the future I could still be a bitch.
"Cartman made me do it!" I said, making her stop.
"What?" Bebe said, confused.
"I lost a bet to him and had to be his slave he made me do this." I practically lied. Everyone looked confused. It fooled a lot of people though. I started crying. I was really good at this.
"I'm sorry guys, please forgive me" I said, falling to my knees. Kyle looked at me. I had the perfect plan.
"Kyle I'm sorry Cartman told me to reject you last night." I said looking down at my hands. He sat down next to me and we hugged each other. I knew Cartman overheard this. I was pretty loud. We were now partners in crime. I had to pretend I still hated Cartman. When really we are pretty good friends.
This was the perfect stunt. Me and Cartman would pretend to hate each other. Then pull all the stupid pranks we could do. Honestly it was going to be really fun. I was worried that this might become my life.