Who wrote it?

Chapter 13: Unlucky undying unity.

Marihu sighed. ''I'm getting kinda sick of all of these,'' she confessed.

Meanwhile, Kazuichi had started reading the fourth pornography. '' 'Tingling sensations of one another's skin,' '' he quoted with furrowed brows, '' 'Drowning in desire, their synchronised panting each other's beacon of hope, together, they beckoned to go on...' I don't know who wrote this, but whoever did should calm down, it's a pornography, not a literary novel.''

''Who are the unfortunate victims this time?'' Marihu sighed.

Kazuichi read a few lines, then snorted. ''Gundham and Nekomaru!'' He laughed. ''It has to have been Gundham, I'm pretty sure he wanted Nekomaru's massive schlong! No-one would willingly write something like this about Gundham, anyway.''

''What's a schlong?''

''Don't worry about it.''

Marihu put her fists on her hips. She pouted. ''First the butt plug and now this?! If you're using a word, at least tell me what it means!''

Kazuichi furrowed his brows. ''You remember the butt plug?''

''What the f... frick-frack is a butt plug?!''

''It's a sort of raindrop-shaped thing that some people like to put up their butt.''

''See? That wasn't that hard, now was it?'' Marihu closed her eyes, and in the dark, her mind had a second to process what she'd just heard. ''Why do people shove things up their butt?!'' She exclaimed.

Kazuichi shrugged. ''I- I- I don't know! People say it feels good!''

That was when Nekomaru and Gundham stormed onto the playground. ''I HEARD SOMEONE WROTE SMUT ABOUT MEEEEEEEE!!!'' The massive team manager boomed as he jumped on the sand.

The breeder appeared next to him, almost like a shadow. ''Darkness has struck again,'' he mumbled, ''but I won't give up! Whoever dared to foil my name like this will be punished!''

Usami appeared before the four students. ''I saw the smut right when you picked it up!'' She exclaimed, ''So I went and collected the poor victims! We must find out who wrote this!''

''Are you not in possession of the all-seeing eye?'' Gundham muttered.

''I- I like to give my students privacy too, you know!''

Marihu huffed. ''I bet it was Teruteru. He's always jumping on the next fantasy.''

Kazuichi flipped through the pages. ''This... is long!'' He exclaimed, ''Eight A4 pages in total and the story has been printed double-sided!''

Marihu sighed and thought as Kazuichi read through the rest of the story. He then stopped, snorted and burst out in laughter. ''I'm trying to think, Kazuichi!'' Marihu sneered.

'' 'Consumed by the darkness of their own desires, they continued on, not caring if anyone heard them, not caring if anyone saw... They clawed at the sheets like beasts from the depths of Hell.' '' Kazuichi quoted, ''You can't convince me Gundham didn't write this!''

Gundham huffed and crossed his arms. ''I seem to be the butt of a rather tasteless joke... Someone must've written it like that to make it seem like I was the author. Pathetic. I expect even someone as lowly as you to figure out such a cheap trick.''

Kazuichi stuck out his tongue to Gundham and exclaimed: ''This is great! I'm hanging this on my wall!''

''No you're not!'' Usami exclaimed.

''I agree with Gundham,'' Nekomaru grumbled, ''He's got a girlfriend, so there's no reason for him to write smut fiction about me.''

''He can still be secretly gay!'' Kazuichi exclaimed.