Crap!!!

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6 weeks later
I was asleep in my squeaky bed (with Joe, we were still together and trapped) when I heard a knock at the door
"You get it Joe" I said as I yawned.
"Aargh I'm so tired" he replied
"Pleeeeaaaaasssse?" I asked in a childish voice
"Fine" he said and got up to answer it
The way that the room was set up allowed me to see the door while still in bed. There appeared to be a mailman.
"But, we didn't order anything, and no one knows we are here" I thought to myself
I could slightly hear what was being said.
Joe was saying something like "..... Great.....................passports"
As soon as I heard that word I got up and ran to the door in my pyjamas
"Here's yours" Joe said as he handed it to me
"Thanks"
I took it and opened it up to see how my photo looked. I took one glance and then felt vomit going up my throat. I threw my passport on the floor and ran to the bathroom. Joe could here the noises from where he was standing.
Joe picked up my passport and looked at it "it's not that bad" he said as he walked into the bathroom.
"Morning sickness?" He said as a joke.
"Joe don't be silly, that's not possible I'm still a virgin.
"Oh shit" I thought to myself"
We stared into each other in the eyes in shock.

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